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Safest: 2,180th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,265th Largest Publishing Industry: 2,313th
The Incorporated Undesirables of
Left-Leaning College State
no thing
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Parkus Empire

Population15.768 billion

CapitalLowercase Town
LeaderI

Currencyno thing
AnimalFeatherless Biped

The Incorporated Undesirables of The Parkus Empire is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by I with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, unlimited-speed roads, and national health service. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 15.768 billion Parkus Empireans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, with Education and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Administration receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lowercase Town. The average income tax rate is 18.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Parkus Empirean economy, worth a remarkable 1,800 trillion no things a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 114,162 no things, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers, traffic cops are puzzled to see that nobody exceeds the speed limits, children must make a homemade spinach and ricotta rotolo by high school or be held back, and the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Lowercase Town Times is sold out. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Parkus Empire's national animal is the Featherless Biped, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Parkus Empire is ranked 102,675th in the world and 3,434th in Osiris for Most Average, scoring 35.85 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

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Safest: 2,180thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,265thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,313thHighest Drug Use: 2,482ndFattest Citizens: 4,127thHighest Economic Output: 5,691stLargest Populations: 6,542ndNudest: 7,654thSmartest Citizens: 8,352ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 8,405thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,805thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,051stTop
10%
Lowest Crime Rates: 9,453rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,642ndMost Cultured: 10,112thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,481stHighest Poor Incomes: 11,881stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,898thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,469th
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Highest Drug Use: 46th in the regionTop
5%
Largest Publishing Industry: 79th in the regionSafest: 87th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 140th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 156th in the regionLargest Populations: 175th in the regionFattest Citizens: 221st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 230th in the regionNudest: 282nd in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 303rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 380th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 423rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 425th in the regionMost Cultured: 433rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 461st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 487th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 488th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 490th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Parkus Empire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes and Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Following new legislation in The Parkus Empire, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Lowercase Town Times is sold out.
  • : Following new legislation in The Parkus Empire, children must make a homemade spinach and ricotta rotolo by high school or be held back.
  • : Following new legislation in The Parkus Empire, traffic cops are puzzled to see that nobody exceeds the speed limits.
  • : Following new legislation in The Parkus Empire, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers.
  • : Following new legislation in The Parkus Empire, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects.
  • : The Parkus Empire altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in The Parkus Empire, tie-dye has been outlawed for being 'too occult'.
  • : The Parkus Empire was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : The Parkus Empire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.

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