The Matriarchy of The Park is a massive, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning Kitsune population. The hard-working population of 2.445 billion Parkians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 15.3%.

The Parkian economy, worth 116 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Cheese Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 47,588 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Park's national animal is the Kitsune.

The Park is ranked 183,915^th in the world and 21^st in Hive for Largest Black Market, with 637 billion Standard Monetary Units.