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The Pacific Caliphate

Population14.757 billion

CapitalThe Heart of Darkness
LeaderChief Qidlaq el-Chasai
Faithpantheistic monism

AnimalButtered Breadfly

The Tribal Sultanate of The Pacific Caliphate is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Chief Qidlaq el-Chasai with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.757 billion Pacifisians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Heart of Darkness. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Pacifistic economy, worth a remarkable 2,521 trillion Hornbills a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 170,844 Hornbills, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, beggars lack pockets for spare change, homophobia is off the menu, and atheistic refugees haven't got a prayer of being granted asylum. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Pacific Caliphate's national animal is the Buttered Breadfly, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is pantheistic monism.

The Pacific Caliphate is ranked 226,787th in the world and 6,890th in the Rejected Realms for Most Primitive, scoring -563.99 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,004thNicest Citizens: 1,023rdBest Weather: 1,098thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,343rdMost Pacifist: 1,379thHighest Food Quality: 1,481stLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,494thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,559thMost Developed: 1,655thMost Inclusive: 1,678thMost Cultured: 1,795thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,803rdHealthiest Citizens: 1,839thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,880thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,122ndTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,646thSafest: 2,656thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,663rdSmartest Citizens: 3,102ndHighest Poor Incomes: 4,388thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,456thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,555thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,572ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,651stMost Influential: 4,935thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,021stLargest Welfare Programs: 5,045thLargest Governments: 5,176thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,386thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,259thHighest Economic Output: 6,345thLowest Crime Rates: 6,420thMost Efficient Economies: 7,408thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,573rdHighest Average Incomes: 10,515thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 12,230thMost Stationary: 13,096thLargest Populations: 17,896thMost Income Equality: 20,362nd
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 34th in the regionBest Weather: 36th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 40th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 41st in the regionMost Influential: 42nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 42nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 42nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 44th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 46th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 46th in the regionMost Developed: 51st in the regionMost Inclusive: 56th in the regionMost Cultured: 56th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 58th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 59th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 62nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 63rd in the regionSafest: 64th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 79th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 83rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 92nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 99th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 111th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 115th in the regionMost Stationary: 124th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 130th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 131st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 134th in the regionLargest Governments: 141st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 172nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 172nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 183rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 197th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 205th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 260th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 362nd in the regionLargest Populations: 391st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 429th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 495th in the regionMost Income Equality: 581st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 619th in the regionNudest: 659th in the region

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