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Most Pacifist: 2,786thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,268thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,279th
The Revolutionary Republic of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
We move forward forever! And backwards never!
Pangulo Cuerpo
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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The P h i l i p p i n e s

Population2.975 billion

LeaderPangulo Cuerpo


The Revolutionary Republic of The P h i l i p p i n e s is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Pangulo Cuerpo with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.975 billion Filipinos love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Manila. The average income tax rate is 93.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Filipino economy, worth 426 trillion Pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 143,388 Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Autocrats are persona non grata, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, and picnickers are lucky if a few wasps are the only animals that trouble them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The P h i l i p p i n e s's national animal is the Carabao, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The P h i l i p p i n e s is ranked 170,539th in the world and 8th in Regionless for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 19.85 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Most Pacifist: 2,786thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,268thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,279thSafest: 3,430thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,576thNicest Citizens: 3,698thMost Inclusive: 4,188thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,194thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,279thLowest Crime Rates: 5,570thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,897thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,001stLargest Welfare Programs: 6,038thMost Developed: 6,491stLargest Governments: 6,723rdLongest Average Lifespans: 6,777thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,052ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,209thHealthiest Citizens: 7,368thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,599thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,347thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,545thSmartest Citizens: 8,653rdTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,812thMost Cultured: 9,887thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,963rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,049thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,172ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,968thBest Weather: 11,390thHighest Average Incomes: 14,612thMost Income Equality: 15,721stMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,554th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the region

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