The Tacticool War Goddess of The Other Margaret is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Margaret with an iron fist, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, fear of technology, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.406 billion Diner patrons are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Margaret's Diner. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The powerhouse Diner patron economy, worth 256 trillion Slip Prayers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 182,131 Slip Prayers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Aides are afraid to ask if Margaret wants a cup of tea or coffee, murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows, the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet, and Diner patron soldiers are assured their new ray-guns will finally power up after the next round of ominous chanting. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Other Margaret's national animal is the Ginger Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of the Tacti- Serving Girl Margaret.

The Other Margaret is ranked 7,020^th in the world and 260^th in Osiris for Most Conservative, scoring 93 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.