The Federation of The Orson Empire is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Julia Shepherd with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 11.667 billion Orsonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Law & Order, although Education, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Central Plaza. The average income tax rate is 83.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Orsonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,548 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 218,416 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government baselessly accuses foreign dignitaries of being assassins, students cut up leftover Credits during Arts and Crafts, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", and convicts released after being found "wrongfully imprisoned" are surprisingly chill about the whole thing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Orson Empire's national animal is the Solarius Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is --------.

The Orson Empire is ranked 11,282^nd in the world and 8^th in Empire of Andrew for Healthiest Citizens, with 12.31 Bananas Ingested Per Day.