The Absolute Monarchy of The Organised British Isolationists is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Grand King Geek-x with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 3.907 billion Brits are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Oxford. The average income tax rate is 70.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The An Organised British Isolationist economy, worth 250 trillion Pounds a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,189 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles, white strait-jackets are the new orange jumpsuits, universities are populated by the spawn of the upper classes, and all writing must pass a censorship board before being allowed on the shelves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Organised British Isolationists's national animal is the Red Kite, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Isolationism.

The Organised British Isolationists is ranked 51,498^th in the world and 16^th in Gypsy Lands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 73.75 law-abiding acts per hour.