by Max Barry

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 14,051stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,392ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,308th
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The Organised British Isolationists

Population4.063 billion

CapitalNew Oxford
LeaderGrand King Geek-x

AnimalRed Kite

The Absolute Monarchy of The Organised British Isolationists is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Grand King Geek-x with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, ritual sacrifices, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 4.063 billion Brits are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Oxford. The average income tax rate is 72.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong An Organised British Isolationist economy, worth 263 trillion Pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,850 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles, white strait-jackets are the new orange jumpsuits, universities are populated by the spawn of the upper classes, and all writing must pass a censorship board before being allowed on the shelves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Organised British Isolationists's national animal is the Red Kite, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Isolationism.

The Organised British Isolationists is ranked 281,241st in the world and 58th in Gypsy Lands for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -11.03 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 14,051stTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,392ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,308thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25,881st
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3rd in the region

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