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Most Primitive: 91st Largest Agricultural Sector: 179th Most Ignorant Citizens: 204th
The Divine Imperium of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Liar, liar, we’ll set you on fire.
Cardinal Fang
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Order of the Holy Inquisitors

Population3.712 billion

CapitalThe Vatican
LeaderCardinal Fang
FaithRed Orthodoxy

CurrencyHeretic
AnimalPagan

The Divine Imperium of The Order of the Holy Inquisitors is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Cardinal Fang with an iron fist, and notable for its fear of technology, complete absence of social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.712 billion Inquisitors are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Spirituality and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Vatican. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 81.8%.

The powerhouse Inquisitorsian economy, worth 684 trillion Heretics a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 184,284 Heretics, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

The national Police Academies have dedicated infant wings, flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists, babysitters are a thing of the past, and foreign nationals are widely distrusted. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. The Order of the Holy Inquisitors's national animal is the Pagan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Red Orthodoxy.

The Order of the Holy Inquisitors is ranked 72,856th in the world and 306th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

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Most Primitive: 91stLargest Agricultural Sector: 179thMost Ignorant Citizens: 204thMost Devout: 297thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 346thLargest Black Market: 1,263rdMost Corrupt Governments: 1,341stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,656thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,829thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,045thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,845thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,106thLargest Mining Sector: 3,772ndMost Conservative: 3,971stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,197thMost Avoided: 5,546thMost Authoritarian: 5,627thHighest Average Incomes: 7,242ndTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 9,570thMost Influential: 9,877thBest Weather: 11,136thLowest Crime Rates: 11,160thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,680thLargest Governments: 12,438thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,173rdMost Extreme: 14,392ndMost Subsidized Industry: 16,751st
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Most Primitive: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 20th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 27th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 29th in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 37th in the regionMost Stationary: 38th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 38th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 42nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 43rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 52nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 53rd in the regionMost Conservative: 54th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 65th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 65th in the region

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