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Most Devout: 258thMost Patriotic: 640thBest Weather: 1,840th
The Matriarchal Theocracy of
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The Order of Makai

Population3.031 billion

LeaderGrand Crusader Dathrohan

CurrencyMakai Coin

The Matriarchal Theocracy of The Order of Makai is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Grand Crusader Dathrohan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 3.031 billion Makaians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Spirituality, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hearthglen. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Makaian economy, worth 523 trillion Makai Coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 172,830 Makai Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The people's love for Grand Crusader Dathrohan is little more than self-preservation, military spending is on the increase, the nation's soldiers sleep four to a bed in order to use space economically, and Makaians incessantly needle their doctors for relief. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Order of Makai's national animal is the Succubutt, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kirisutokyō.

The Order of Makai is ranked 266,033rd in the world and 10th in Ammitica for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -24.23 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

Most Devout: 258thMost Patriotic: 640thBest Weather: 1,840thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,685thMost Cultured: 2,742ndMost Armed: 3,035thMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,054thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,244thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,387thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,885thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,084thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,564thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,942ndLargest Governments: 5,010thMost Efficient Economies: 5,166thLowest Crime Rates: 5,216thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,615thHealthiest Citizens: 5,692ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,786thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,984thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,007thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,174thHighest Food Quality: 7,874thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,228thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,348thMost Influential: 8,537thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,627thHighest Average Incomes: 11,050thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,939thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,285thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,987thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,870thLargest Welfare Programs: 22,377th
Lowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the region

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Endorsements Received: 2 » SOUTH WANISTAN and Lost Village Mayohiga.