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Most Devout: 255thMost Patriotic: 623rdBest Weather: 1,751st
The Matriarchal Theocracy of
Mother Knows Best State
I-It's not like I l-like you or anything... damn Demon!
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The Order of Makai

Population3.054 billion

CapitalHearthglen
LeaderGrand Crusader Dathrohan
FaithKirisutokyō

CurrencyMakai Coin
AnimalSuccubutt

The Matriarchal Theocracy of The Order of Makai is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Grand Crusader Dathrohan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 3.054 billion Makaians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Spirituality, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hearthglen. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Makaian economy, worth 529 trillion Makai Coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 173,405 Makai Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces", foreign casinos have trouble paying fans who bet on the Hearthglen Succubutts' triumph against long odds, and female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Order of Makai's national animal is the Succubutt, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kirisutokyō.

The Order of Makai is ranked 272,969th in the world and 8th in Ammitica for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -17.72 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Most Devout: 255thMost Patriotic: 623rdBest Weather: 1,751stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,646thTop
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Most Cultured: 2,776thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,864thMost Armed: 3,042ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,056thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,444thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,848thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,001stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,560thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,896thLargest Governments: 4,927thMost Efficient Economies: 5,030thLowest Crime Rates: 5,270thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,650thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,693rdMost Subsidized Industry: 5,753rdHealthiest Citizens: 5,789thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,030thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,276thHighest Food Quality: 7,913thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,138thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,186thMost Influential: 8,518thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,323rdHighest Average Incomes: 11,008thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,075thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,826thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,075thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,198thLargest Welfare Programs: 22,521st
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Order of Makai, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast.
  • : Following new legislation in The Order of Makai, foreign casinos have trouble paying fans who bet on the Hearthglen Succubutts' triumph against long odds.
  • : Following new legislation in The Order of Makai, the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces".
  • : Following new legislation in The Order of Makai, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.
  • : The Order of Makai voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "National Economic Freedoms"".
  • : Following new legislation in The Order of Makai, The Order of Makai is increasingly belligerent on the international stage.
  • : Following new legislation in The Order of Makai, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies.
  • : The Order of Makai lodged a message on the Ammitica Regional Message Board.
  • : The Order of Makai published "The Cathedral of Light - The sole temple within Makaian lands" (Factbook: Religion).
  • : Following new legislation in The Order of Makai, many in The Order of Makai are born in the purple.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 2 » SOUTH WANISTAN and Lost Village Mayohiga.

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