The Forest kingdom of The Ordangen union is a massive, genial nation, ruled by The council with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, enslaved workforce, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working population of 3.814 billion Torles have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Torland. The average income tax rate is 91.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Torlanian economy, worth 511 trillion E-Ordangen tokens a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 134,068 E-Ordangen tokens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Cremation is compulsory for the deceased, companies have begun running campaigns to stop people from remembering their brand name, an enormous health awareness programme is underway, and crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Ordangen union's national animal is the Orcsbacheren, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Horacnei.

The Ordangen union is ranked 7,566^th in the world and 255^th in Osiris for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 63.12 Bank.