The Dictatorship of The Only Europeian Founder is a large, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 67 million Only Europeian Founderians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 70.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Only Europeian Founderian economy, worth 1.22 trillion euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 18,252 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, the tenet of free speech is held dear, military spending recently hit a new high, and foreign leaders who don't applaud Leader's speeches are regarded as enemies of The Only Europeian Founder. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Only Europeian Founder's national animal is the sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Only Europeian Founder is ranked 209,620^th in the world and 1^st in Europeian Roleplay for Most Avoided, scoring 1.84 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.