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The Onigiri Enclave

Population7.272 billion

CapitalWasabi Mysterium
LeaderLord Nanfoodle
FaithThe Order of the Onigiri

CurrencyTurd
AnimalFabulous Onigiri

The Holy Empire of The Onigiri Enclave is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Nanfoodle with a fair hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, ban on automobiles, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.272 billion Riceballs hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wasabi Mysterium. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Onigiri economy, worth a remarkable 1,703 trillion Turds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 234,225 Turds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Racial and religious segregation has become rife as the various groups are loath to mingle, Onigiri watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, and libraries are bulldozed to make way for internet cafés. Crime is totally unknown. The Onigiri Enclave's national animal is the Fabulous Onigiri, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Order of the Onigiri.

The Onigiri Enclave is ranked 475th in the world and 1st in The Bunny Fire for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 6,394.3 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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Most Inclusive: 423rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 475thLeast Corrupt Governments: 631stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 754thMost Advanced Public Education: 847thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,066thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,120thMost Developed: 1,123rdMost Cultured: 1,129thMost Pacifist: 1,154thLargest Governments: 1,157thSmartest Citizens: 1,197thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,212thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,222ndMost Beautiful Environments: 1,420thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,431stLongest Average Lifespans: 1,481stMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,497thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,547thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,585thTop
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Nicest Citizens: 1,696thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,812thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,854thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,887thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,074thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,558thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,656thRudest Citizens: 3,143rdHighest Average Incomes: 3,454thSafest: 5,453rdMost Efficient Economies: 5,552ndLowest Crime Rates: 6,564thHealthiest Citizens: 6,974thHighest Economic Output: 7,136thBest Weather: 7,355thTop
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Most Politically Free: 9,139thNudest: 11,794thMost Secular: 12,697thMost Stationary: 13,091st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Onigiri Enclave, libraries are bulldozed to make way for internet cafés.
  • : Following new legislation in The Onigiri Enclave, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing.
  • : Following new legislation in The Onigiri Enclave, Onigiri watches list strained wrists as a common side effect.
  • : Following new legislation in The Onigiri Enclave, racial and religious segregation has become rife as the various groups are loath to mingle.
  • : Following new legislation in The Onigiri Enclave, school history books often refer to Lord Nanfoodle as "that imperialist pig dog".
  • : The Onigiri Enclave lodged a message on the Oatland Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in The Onigiri Enclave, the new Really Big Telescope has been praised for presenting pictures of bright dots in unprecedented detail.
  • : Following new legislation in The Onigiri Enclave, an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time.
  • : Following new legislation in The Onigiri Enclave, newly synthesized elements' half-lives are a million times shorter than the time it takes to say their names.
  • : Following new legislation in The Onigiri Enclave, Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation.

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