The Holy Empire of The Onigiri Enclave is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Lord Nanfoodle with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.971 billion Riceballs hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wasabi Mysterium. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Onigiri economy, worth a remarkable 1,883 trillion Turds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 236,293 Turds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter, children are raised bilingual from an early age, anti-government web sites are springing up, and environmental officials dismiss uncontrolled wildfires burning down major cities as nature taking its course. Crime is totally unknown. The Onigiri Enclave's national animal is the Fabulous Onigiri, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Order of the Onigiri.

The Onigiri Enclave is ranked 140,097^th in the world and 3^rd in The Bunny Fire for Most Pro-Market, scoring -65 on the Rand Index.