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Most Inclusive: 386thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 415thLeast Corrupt Governments: 612th
The Holy Empire of
New York Times Democracy
Rarity is a riceball, and so can you!!
Lord Nanfoodle
Influence
Superpower
Founder / Sage of the Order of the Onigiri
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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The Onigiri Enclave

Population9.528 billion

CapitalWasabi Mysterium
LeaderLord Nanfoodle
FaithThe Order of the Onigiri

CurrencyTurd
AnimalFabulous Onigiri

The Holy Empire of The Onigiri Enclave is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Lord Nanfoodle with a fair hand, and notable for its digital currency, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.528 billion Riceballs enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wasabi Mysterium. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Onigiri economy, worth a remarkable 2,396 trillion Turds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 251,560 Turds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank, and government officials say that if you close your eyes and wish really hard the budget deficit will go away. Crime is totally unknown. The Onigiri Enclave's national animal is the Fabulous Onigiri, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Order of the Onigiri.

The Onigiri Enclave is ranked 206,621st in the world and 2nd in The Bunny Fire for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -25.3 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Rudest Citizens: 2,502ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,679thHighest Average Incomes: 3,331stLongest Average Lifespans: 3,843rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,847thSafest: 3,968thHighest Economic Output: 5,792ndBest Weather: 6,902ndLowest Crime Rates: 7,108thHealthiest Citizens: 9,434thTop
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Most Stationary: 10,985thMost Politically Free: 13,347thHighest Drug Use: 13,788thMost Influential: 17,110thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,402ndNudest: 20,191st

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