The Holy Empire of The Onigiri Enclave is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Nanfoodle with a fair hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, ban on automobiles, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.272 billion Riceballs hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wasabi Mysterium. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Onigiri economy, worth a remarkable 1,703 trillion Turds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 234,225 Turds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Racial and religious segregation has become rife as the various groups are loath to mingle, Onigiri watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, and libraries are bulldozed to make way for internet cafés. Crime is totally unknown. The Onigiri Enclave's national animal is the Fabulous Onigiri, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Order of the Onigiri.

The Onigiri Enclave is ranked 475^th in the world and 1^st in The Bunny Fire for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 6,394.3 on the Clooney Contribution Index.