The Holy Empire of The Onigiri Enclave is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Lord Nanfoodle with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and avant-garde cinema. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.622 billion Riceballs enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wasabi Mysterium. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Onigiri economy, worth a remarkable 3,622 trillion Turds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 265,958 Turds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Posters of politicians in sensual poses can be found on the walls of teenagers' rooms, mollycoddled youths run the country, workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings, and light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment. Crime is totally unknown. The Onigiri Enclave's national animal is the Fabulous Onigiri, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Order of the Onigiri.

The Onigiri Enclave is ranked 702^nd in the world and 1^st in The Bunny Fire for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 26,915.78 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.