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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 330thMost Inclusive: 478thLeast Corrupt Governments: 602nd
The Holy Empire of
New York Times Democracy
Rarity is a riceball, and so can you!!
Lord Nanfoodle
Influence
Dominator
Founder / Sage of the Order of the Onigiri
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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The Onigiri Enclave

Population13.622 billion

CapitalWasabi Mysterium
LeaderLord Nanfoodle
FaithThe Order of the Onigiri

CurrencyTurd
AnimalFabulous Onigiri

The Holy Empire of The Onigiri Enclave is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Lord Nanfoodle with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and avant-garde cinema. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.622 billion Riceballs enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wasabi Mysterium. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Onigiri economy, worth a remarkable 3,622 trillion Turds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 265,958 Turds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Posters of politicians in sensual poses can be found on the walls of teenagers' rooms, mollycoddled youths run the country, workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings, and light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment. Crime is totally unknown. The Onigiri Enclave's national animal is the Fabulous Onigiri, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Order of the Onigiri.

The Onigiri Enclave is ranked 702nd in the world and 1st in The Bunny Fire for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 26,915.78 on the Edu-tellignceŽ Test Score.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 330thMost Inclusive: 478thLeast Corrupt Governments: 602ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 653rdMost Advanced Public Education: 702ndHighest Food Quality: 703rdMost Cultured: 827thHighest Average Tax Rates: 880thLargest Governments: 943rdMost Pacifist: 951stSmartest Citizens: 988thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,049thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,066thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,109thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,209thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,267thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,430thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,436thNicest Citizens: 1,471stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,509thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,590thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,594thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,628thMost Efficient Economies: 2,082ndMost Developed: 2,381stMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,388thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,525thRudest Citizens: 2,586thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 2,801stHighest Average Incomes: 3,271stSafest: 3,375thHighest Economic Output: 4,316thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,611thLowest Crime Rates: 6,796thBest Weather: 6,927thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,829thMost Stationary: 8,673rdHealthiest Citizens: 10,858thMost Secular: 10,997thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,459thTop
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Most Influential: 15,352ndLargest Populations: 22,606thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 24,126thHighest Drug Use: 25,481st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Onigiri Enclave, light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment.
  • : Following new legislation in The Onigiri Enclave, workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings.
  • : Following new legislation in The Onigiri Enclave, mollycoddled youths run the country.
  • : Following new legislation in The Onigiri Enclave, posters of politicians in sensual poses can be found on the walls of teenagers' rooms.
  • : Following new legislation in The Onigiri Enclave, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property.
  • : Following new legislation in The Onigiri Enclave, visitors to Graffiti Warrens National Park are offered a complimentary tetanus vaccination.
  • : Following new legislation in The Onigiri Enclave, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life.
  • : Following new legislation in The Onigiri Enclave, the government props up questionable pizza establishments in the name of health.
  • : Following new legislation in The Onigiri Enclave, religion is strictly forbidden within school grounds.
  • : Following new legislation in The Onigiri Enclave, Lord Nanfoodle is strangely popular with male politicians' wives.

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