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Most Inclusive: 425th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 505th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 762nd
The Holy Empire of
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Rarity is a riceball, and so can you!!
Lord Nanfoodle
Influence
Superpower
Founder / Sage of the Order of the Onigiri
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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The Onigiri Enclave

Population7.971 billion

CapitalWasabi Mysterium
LeaderLord Nanfoodle
FaithThe Order of the Onigiri

CurrencyTurd
AnimalFabulous Onigiri

The Holy Empire of The Onigiri Enclave is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Lord Nanfoodle with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.971 billion Riceballs hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wasabi Mysterium. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Onigiri economy, worth a remarkable 1,883 trillion Turds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 236,293 Turds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter, children are raised bilingual from an early age, anti-government web sites are springing up, and environmental officials dismiss uncontrolled wildfires burning down major cities as nature taking its course. Crime is totally unknown. The Onigiri Enclave's national animal is the Fabulous Onigiri, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Order of the Onigiri.

The Onigiri Enclave is ranked 140,097th in the world and 3rd in The Bunny Fire for Most Pro-Market, scoring -65 on the Rand Index.

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Most Inclusive: 425thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 505thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 762ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 783rdMost Advanced Public Education: 832ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,058thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,115thMost Developed: 1,122ndMost Cultured: 1,139thLargest Governments: 1,158thSmartest Citizens: 1,191stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,195thMost Pacifist: 1,261stHighest Poor Incomes: 1,286thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,390thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,391stLongest Average Lifespans: 1,441stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,498thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,507thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,577thNicest Citizens: 1,660thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 1,790thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,820thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,857thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,976thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,319thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,661stRudest Citizens: 3,090thHighest Average Incomes: 3,480thMost Efficient Economies: 5,486thLowest Crime Rates: 6,700thBest Weather: 6,737thHighest Economic Output: 6,753rdHealthiest Citizens: 7,304thMost Politically Free: 8,215thTop
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Nudest: 8,918thSafest: 12,193rdMost Stationary: 12,331stMost Secular: 12,496thMost Influential: 15,780th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Onigiri Enclave, environmental officials dismiss uncontrolled wildfires burning down major cities as nature taking its course.
  • : Following new legislation in The Onigiri Enclave, anti-government web sites are springing up.
  • : Following new legislation in The Onigiri Enclave, children are raised bilingual from an early age.
  • : Following new legislation in The Onigiri Enclave, machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter.
  • : Following new legislation in The Onigiri Enclave, crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens.
  • : The Onigiri Enclave was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in The Onigiri Enclave, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes.
  • : Following new legislation in The Onigiri Enclave, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
  • : Following new legislation in The Onigiri Enclave, the government has spent days debating the merits of a petition calling for a ban on sporks.
  • : Following new legislation in The Onigiri Enclave, dictionary sales have hit an all-time high.

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