The Holy Empire of The Onigiri Enclave is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Lord Nanfoodle with a fair hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, ritual sacrifices, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.074 billion Riceballs are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wasabi Mysterium. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Onigiri economy, worth a remarkable 6,614 trillion Turds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 346,761 Turds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Religious epiphanies are often cited as a reason for high school drop-outs, garishly-decorated government buildings are being hailed as the height of 'religious nouveau', orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents, and it's said that Lord Nanfoodle can turn every pleasure into a chore. Crime is totally unknown. The Onigiri Enclave's national animal is the Fabulous Onigiri, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Order of the Onigiri.

The Onigiri Enclave is ranked 315,106^th in the world and 2^nd in The Bunny Fire for Most Patriotic, with 0.26 flags saluted per person per day.