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Most Inclusive: 407th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 509th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 744th
The Holy Empire of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Rarity is a riceball, and so can you!!
Lord Nanfoodle
Influence
Superpower
Founder / Sage of the Order of the Onigiri
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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The Onigiri Enclave

Population7.616 billion

CapitalWasabi Mysterium
LeaderLord Nanfoodle
FaithThe Order of the Onigiri

CurrencyTurd
AnimalFabulous Onigiri

The Holy Empire of The Onigiri Enclave is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Lord Nanfoodle with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, ritual sacrifices, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.616 billion Riceballs hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wasabi Mysterium. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Onigiri economy, worth a remarkable 1,791 trillion Turds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 235,213 Turds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it, the nation is The Bunny Fire's leading manufacturer of intricately-patterned sweaters, all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers, and dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia. Crime is totally unknown. The Onigiri Enclave's national animal is the Fabulous Onigiri, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Order of the Onigiri.

The Onigiri Enclave is ranked 148,202nd in the world and 3rd in The Bunny Fire for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring -10 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Most Inclusive: 407thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 509thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 744thLeast Corrupt Governments: 767thMost Advanced Public Education: 865thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,080thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,130thMost Pacifist: 1,135thMost Developed: 1,145thMost Cultured: 1,158thLargest Governments: 1,187thSmartest Citizens: 1,208thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,222ndHighest Poor Incomes: 1,363rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,417thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,442ndLongest Average Lifespans: 1,476thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,525thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,553rdMost Rebellious Youth: 1,577thNicest Citizens: 1,673rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,840thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,844thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,864thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,073rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,583rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,620thRudest Citizens: 2,695thHighest Average Incomes: 3,474thSafest: 5,437thMost Efficient Economies: 5,467thLowest Crime Rates: 6,640thHighest Economic Output: 6,901stMost Politically Free: 6,933rdBest Weather: 7,246thHealthiest Citizens: 7,307thTop
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Nudest: 11,395thMost Secular: 12,184thMost Stationary: 12,641st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Onigiri Enclave, dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia.
  • : Following new legislation in The Onigiri Enclave, all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers.
  • : Following new legislation in The Onigiri Enclave, the nation is The Bunny Fire's leading manufacturer of intricately-patterned sweaters.
  • : Following new legislation in The Onigiri Enclave, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it.
  • : Following new legislation in The Onigiri Enclave, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters.
  • : The Onigiri Enclave was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Free.
  • : Following new legislation in The Onigiri Enclave, no one is worried about government policies any more.
  • : Following new legislation in The Onigiri Enclave, the wealthiest parts of the country receive the most government spending.
  • : The Onigiri Enclave was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".
  • : Following new legislation in The Onigiri Enclave, the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region.

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