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Highest Poor Incomes: 2,342nd Highest Drug Use: 5,086th Most Subsidized Industry: 5,759th
The Federation of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
I can give 2 things, taxes and death!
Mark Sucker Burg
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Federation of The Old German Government is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Mark Sucker Burg with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate population of 1.767 billion Old German Governmentians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. The average income tax rate is 79.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Old German Governmentian economy, worth 309 trillion Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 175,010 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Anyone who so much as frowns risks being referred to a mental health unit, the masses are surrendering their civil liberties without complaint for the sake of shopping convenience, shaken martini sales have soared in nations surrounding The Old German Government, and over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Old German Government's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Old German Government is ranked 48,129th in the world and 11th in Hail Stalin for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 3,449.87 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Highest Poor Incomes: 2,342ndHighest Drug Use: 5,086thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,759thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,848thMost Inclusive: 5,967thMost Developed: 6,656thHighest Average Incomes: 6,672ndMost Secular: 6,676thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,832ndMost Efficient Economies: 7,328thLargest Governments: 8,460thTop
Smartest Citizens: 8,806thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,982ndLargest Publishing Industry: 9,315thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,225thLowest Crime Rates: 11,341stLongest Average Lifespans: 11,792ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,082ndMost Cultured: 12,598thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,115thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,697thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,857thLargest Retail Industry: 15,576thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,666thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,263rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,530thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 16,704th
Largest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the region

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