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Highest Poor Incomes: 2,676th Most Scientifically Advanced: 4,443rd Most Inclusive: 4,676th
The Federal Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
I can give 2 things, taxes and death!
Mark Sucker Burg
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The Old German Government

Population3.633 billion

LeaderMark Sucker Burg


The Federal Republic of The Old German Government is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Mark Sucker Burg with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, keen interest in outer space, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate population of 3.633 billion Old German Governmentians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. The average income tax rate is 86.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Old German Governmentian economy, worth 681 trillion Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 187,499 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate, racial supremacists indulge their wildest fantasies in cinemas and theatres across the nation, military training in The Old German Government emphasizes the tactical advantages of stabbing backs, and Jennifer Government is a bestseller. Crime is totally unknown. The Old German Government's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Old German Government is ranked 4,676th in the world and 154th in Balder for Most Inclusive, scoring 227.57 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

Highest Poor Incomes: 2,676thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,443rdMost Inclusive: 4,676thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,364thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,452ndLargest Governments: 6,360thMost Developed: 6,408thHighest Average Incomes: 6,635thMost Efficient Economies: 6,763rdSmartest Citizens: 7,667thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,701stMost Rebellious Youth: 7,923rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,957thMost Secular: 8,445thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 9,239thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,251stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,680thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,297thLowest Crime Rates: 10,433rdLargest Welfare Programs: 11,086thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,095thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,695thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,869thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,034thMost Cultured: 13,041stLargest Retail Industry: 17,228th
Highest Poor Incomes: 79th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 147th in the regionMost Inclusive: 154th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 208th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 225th in the regionMost Developed: 232nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 246th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 286th in the regionLargest Governments: 294th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 329th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 331st in the regionMost Secular: 336th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 368th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 368th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 404th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 406th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 520th in the region

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