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Highest Poor Incomes: 2,200th Most Inclusive: 4,302nd Largest Information Technology Sector: 4,717th
The Federal Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
I can give 2 things, taxes and death!
Mark Sucker Burg
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Federal Republic of The Old German Government is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Mark Sucker Burg with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 3.228 billion Old German Governmentians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. The average income tax rate is 87.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Old German Governmentian economy, worth 597 trillion Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 184,996 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Depression sinks in after each election when voters realize they are stuck with these people for years, the country's motorways are surprisingly quiet, Old German Governmentian actors literally work from cradle to grave, and the government supplies ragtag bands of resistance fighters in exchange for vague promises of future payment. Crime is totally unknown. The Old German Government's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Old German Government is ranked 8,768th in the world and 1st in Lost Stalin for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,643.49 Tourists Per Hour.

Highest Poor Incomes: 2,200thMost Inclusive: 4,302ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,717thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,161stMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,499thMost Developed: 5,617thHighest Drug Use: 5,792ndLargest Governments: 6,222ndHighest Average Incomes: 6,332ndMost Secular: 6,913thMost Efficient Economies: 7,003rdSmartest Citizens: 7,160thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,788thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,468thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,640thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,768thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 8,982ndLowest Crime Rates: 9,357thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,883rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,528thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,281stMost Beautiful Environments: 11,825thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,063rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,678thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,840thMost Cultured: 13,601stMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,816thLargest Retail Industry: 16,201st

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