|Leader||Mark Sucker Burg|
The Federal Republic of The Old German Government is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Mark Sucker Burg with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, keen interest in outer space, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate population of 3.633 billion Old German Governmentians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. The average income tax rate is 86.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Old German Governmentian economy, worth 681 trillion Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 187,499 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate, racial supremacists indulge their wildest fantasies in cinemas and theatres across the nation, military training in The Old German Government emphasizes the tactical advantages of stabbing backs, and Jennifer Government is a bestseller. Crime is totally unknown. The Old German Government's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Old German Government was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
- : The Old German Government's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : The Old German Government's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : The Old German Government was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth and Longest Average Lifespans.
- : The Old German Government's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Following new legislation in The Old German Government, Jennifer Government is a bestseller.
- : The Old German Government was refounded in Balder.
- : The Old German Government ceased to exist in Lost stalin.
- : The Old German Government was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
- : The Old German Government was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.