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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 688th Most Influential: 1,012th Largest Retail Industry: 4,993rd
The Microsoft Corporation of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Microsoft recommends upgrading to Windows 10.
Bill Gates
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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The Official United States of America

Population3.52 billion

CapitalMicrosoft Windows
LeaderBill Gates
FaithWindows XP


The Microsoft Corporation of The Official United States of America is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Bill Gates with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.52 billion Microsoft employees have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Microsoft Windows. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 65.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Microsoft economy, worth 496 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 140,968 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, human resources employees have time for hobbies as harassment is designated "high praise", big game hunters travel to The Official United States of America to try their hand at shark-shooting, and politicians accost strangers in the street to ask their problems. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Official United States of America's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Windows XP.

The Official United States of America is ranked 29,111th in the world and 1,297th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 1,797.57 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 688thMost Influential: 1,012thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 4,993rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,390thFattest Citizens: 6,522ndTop
Most Efficient Economies: 8,103rdLargest Publishing Industry: 9,208thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,893rdMost Subsidized Industry: 10,696thRudest Citizens: 11,707thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,082ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,258thHighest Average Incomes: 14,662nd
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 211th in the regionFattest Citizens: 242nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 250th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 300th in the regionMost Influential: 375th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 379th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 450th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 465th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 470th in the regionRudest Citizens: 491st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 510th in the regionLargest Black Market: 556th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 570th in the regionMost Stationary: 676th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 685th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 689th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 740th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 741st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 742nd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 144 » Siwale, Yaorozu, Notyoutopia, Great Bights Mum, Sil Dorsett, Sunto, Xentherida, Unimaginable Doom, Shadowrik, Omicron Persei V111, Holy Oranz, Middle Drazzi, Pallaith, Kwaj, Frances Francis the First of France, Nord Botten, Valenair, Puczovska, Holy Marcus Empire, Aldion, Rouene, General COE, Friently, Shin-Hachioji, Repubblica Ariana, Diodone, American MapleStory, Selfgradatude, McMasterdonia, Yukti, Sheppey, Amerian States, New Lakemba, Alice Gardens, Ainsworth, Malta Comino Gozo, Necromonia, Southern Stroraia, Ausrea, Prevaland, Galits, South Olvova, Kelvaros Prime, Buckerino, The Iron Lions, Cloydicia, Bayern-Straubing, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, Beodarasc, and 94 others.The Lancerian Empire, PlanetPunk, Tredano, Territorio di Nessuno, Corfad, Wodan, Wineclaw, Republic of Dixie, Pria Xennes, Panama Coalition, Victoriaans Nederlands, Dantre, Xinchao, Apetopia, The Wholly Concordant See, ShortBusCrashed, New Pleasant Hill, Maott, Agrauron, Mzeusia, Gladio II, Get Away From Me, SillyString, NatsukiLand, Malvad, Merconitonitopia, Wills Dominion, Eglise Sainte Eve, Drasvidania, The Mazur Empire, A Terribly Charismatic Duck, Osburmergortionadocaopia, Atain, Xagill, Blackwood Coast, Ka Ching, Albacria, Zyvetskistaahn, Mordant99, Musselshell, Q w e r t y, Ozstan, Guslantis, THX1138, Shibutani, The Windmilluminati, Californian Redwood, Lordelles, Viridiann, Former English Colony, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, Kylesburgh, Koda-Land, New Cataria, Highton Islands, The Gamer Party, Batdaviea, Pauxia, Eravonia, Whereisthatistan, Racoda, Sacrento, Sanjurika, Zeternia, Sundred, Liberentis, United Draconia, Voznesheim, Pizza Squared, Crimerica, Empy, The Mace Kingdom, Ethnon, Alsace and Lorraine United, Waterma, Moose repupblic, The United States of Romania, Sahriastan, Rochester Black, Gooboistkoyt, Suicidistan, Aenglaland, Kulgatha, The Nikolas, I am the one who knocks, Bharathvarsh, El Fiji Grande, Abject Ludicrosity, Shaun, Dramanian, Abrickhouse, Dar es Saalam, Democritus, and Maj Tonia Godgueeber.

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