The Microsoft Corporation of The Official United States of America is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Bill Gates with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.52 billion Microsoft employees have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Microsoft Windows. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 65.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Microsoft economy, worth 496 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 140,968 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.
Construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, human resources employees have time for hobbies as harassment is designated "high praise", big game hunters travel to The Official United States of America to try their hand at shark-shooting, and politicians accost strangers in the street to ask their problems. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Official United States of America's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Windows XP.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Official United States of America was endorsed by The Republic of Maj Tonia Godgueeber.
- : The Official United States of America was endorsed by The Kingdom of Democritus.
- : The Official United States of America was endorsed by The Wonderfully Fragrant Nation of Dar es Saalam.
- : The Official United States of America was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Abrickhouse.
- : The Official United States of America was endorsed by The Empire of Dramanian.
- : The Official United States of America was endorsed by The Kingdom of Shaun.
- : The Official United States of America was endorsed by The Nonsensical Absurdity of Abject Ludicrosity.
- : Following new legislation in The Official United States of America, politicians accost strangers in the street to ask their problems.
- : Following new legislation in The Official United States of America, big game hunters travel to The Official United States of America to try their hand at shark-shooting.
- : Following new legislation in The Official United States of America, human resources employees have time for hobbies as harassment is designated "high praise".
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