Population | 6.963 billion |
Capital | Panau |
Leader | Lord Sturm the Unbearing |
Faith | Los Illuminados |
Currency | Neutronium |
Animal | Parched Wendigo |
The United Kingdom of The Odyssyian Islands is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Lord Sturm the Unbearing with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.963 billion Odyssyians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Panau. The average income tax rate is 56.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Odyssyian Islandsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,827 trillion Neutroniums a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 262,498 Neutroniums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.
The police crack down on tax evaders without mercy, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, signs saying "No Poor People or Weirdoes" are common outside shops and cafés, and diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Odyssyian Islands's national animal is the Parched Wendigo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Los Illuminados.
The Odyssyian Islands is ranked 338,542nd in the world and 657th in 10000 Islands for Nicest Citizens, with 0.25 average smiles per day.
National Happenings
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The Odyssyian Islands, diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm.
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The Odyssyian Islands, signs saying "No Poor People or Weirdoes" are common outside shops and cafés.
- : Following new legislation in
The Odyssyian Islands, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy.
- : Following new legislation in
The Odyssyian Islands, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy.
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The Odyssyian Islands, Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in The Odyssyian Islands.
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The Odyssyian Islands, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence'.
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The Odyssyian Islands, Harry Potter books are banned.
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The Odyssyian Islands, prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals.
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The Odyssyian Islands, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws.
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The Odyssyian Islands, the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists.