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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 910th Most Influential: 1,574th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,576th
The Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Love to Nutella
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Nutellion

Population1.07 billion

CapitalThe Nutican City
LeaderPresident Nuty


The Empire of The Nutellion is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Nuty with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 1.07 billion Nutellians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Nutican City. The average income tax rate is 57.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nutelli economy, worth 148 trillion Nuters a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 138,773 Nuters, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards, health inspectors are seen eating black truffle fondue with their bottled water, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics, and meat prices are soaring as the farming industry struggle under government imposed restrictions. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Nutellion's national animal is the Nutella, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Nutellion is ranked 74,342nd in the world and 3,845th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,059.64 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 910thMost Influential: 1,574thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,576thMost Devout: 7,638thTop
Most Inclusive: 8,838thMost Efficient Economies: 9,992ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,140thMost Developed: 12,096thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,199thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,407thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,966thHighest Average Incomes: 14,526thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,615thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,810thHealthiest Citizens: 16,131stNicest Citizens: 16,182ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,743rd
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 115th in the regionMost Devout: 289th in the regionMost Average: 440th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 449th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 537th in the regionMost Inclusive: 538th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 539th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 553rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 608th in the regionMost Influential: 618th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 637th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 639th in the regionMost Developed: 681st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 721st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 755th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 770th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 815th in the regionMost Cultured: 854th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 855th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 856th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 862nd in the region

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