Population | 21.948 billion |
Capital | Magicality City |
Leader | The North Pacific Delegate |
Faith | Flemingovianism |
Currency | Pacific Dollar |
Animal | McMasterdonian Lion |
The Regional Nation of The Northern Light is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The North Pacific Delegate with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, avowedly heterosexual populace, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.948 billion TNPers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Magicality City. The average income tax rate is 61.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Northern Lightian economy, worth a remarkable 4,548 trillion Pacific Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 207,243 Pacific Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.
Access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, soldiers who shoot themselves in the foot are regarded as heroes, only lightning has a chance of striking The North Pacific Delegate twice, and there's more pink stuff on sale these days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Northern Light's national animal is the McMasterdonian Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Flemingovianism.
The Northern Light is ranked 246,048th in the world and 4,711th in The North Pacific for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 55.39 Workforce Participation Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Northern Light was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Spooky Ice Bear of Petronellania, curing 144 million infected.
- : The Northern Light was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Spooky Ice Bear of Petronellania, curing 185 million infected.
- : The Northern Light was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Spooky Ice Bear of Petronellania, curing 122 million infected.
- : The Northern Light was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Spooky Ice Bear of Petronellania, curing 190 million infected.
- : The Northern Light was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Spooky Ice Bear of Petronellania, curing 131 million infected.
- : The Northern Light was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Spooky Ice Bear of Petronellania, curing 137 million infected.
- : The Northern Light was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Spooky Ice Bear of Petronellania, curing 73 million infected.
- : The Northern Light was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Spooky Ice Bear of Petronellania, curing 190 million infected.
- : The Northern Light was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Spooky Ice Bear of Petronellania, curing 196 million infected.
- : The Northern Light was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Spooky Ice Bear of Petronellania, curing 162 million infected.