The Dominion of The Northern Autonomy of Chilean Sudan is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Augusto Pinochet II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, compulsory military service, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.395 billion Chilean Sudanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Santiago. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 79.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Chilean Sudanian economy, worth 351 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 251,624 pounds, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

The booming slave trade is now government-funded, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects, police officers have nearly cracked a major underage astronomy syndicate, and running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Northern Autonomy of Chilean Sudan's national animal is the chicken, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Northern Autonomy of Chilean Sudan is ranked 186,675^th in the world and 4,400^th in the West Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 130.34 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.