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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,622ndMost Influential: 3,647thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,876th
The Dictatorship of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
One People, One Nation
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Some

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The Northeast Mashriq

Population1.809 billion

CapitalBeirut

CurrencyDinar
AnimalGoat

The Dictatorship of The Northeast Mashriq is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, prohibition of alcohol, and aversion to nipples. The compassionate, devout population of 1.809 billion Mashriqis have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beirut. The average income tax rate is 81.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Northeast Mashriqian economy, worth 99.1 trillion Dinars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 54,801 Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The police go to great efforts to seize contraband favored by politicians on the police oversight committee, tipsy fans frequently invite themselves to the board meetings of sports clubs, new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps, and the government is spending more on exports to Brasilistan than it's receiving from tariffs on the imports. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Northeast Mashriq's national animal is the Goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Northeast Mashriq is ranked 13,284th in the world and 444th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 9,387.84 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,622ndMost Influential: 3,647thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,876thLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,942ndTop
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Nicest Citizens: 12,266thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,967thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,284thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,612thMost Devout: 16,893rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,832ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,102ndMost Cultured: 20,151stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21,315thLargest Welfare Programs: 21,800thSafest: 21,945thLowest Crime Rates: 22,514thMost Inclusive: 23,856th
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 352nd in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 438th in the regionNicest Citizens: 438th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 444th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 447th in the regionMost Influential: 463rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 467th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 467th in the regionMost Devout: 496th in the regionMost Cultured: 584th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 646th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 648th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 665th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 672nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 692nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 765th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 768th in the regionSafest: 768th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 774th in the regionBest Weather: 818th in the region

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