The Dictatorship of The Northeast Mashriq is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, prohibition of alcohol, and aversion to nipples. The compassionate, devout population of 1.809 billion Mashriqis have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beirut. The average income tax rate is 81.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Northeast Mashriqian economy, worth 99.1 trillion Dinars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 54,801 Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The police go to great efforts to seize contraband favored by politicians on the police oversight committee, tipsy fans frequently invite themselves to the board meetings of sports clubs, new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps, and the government is spending more on exports to Brasilistan than it's receiving from tariffs on the imports. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Northeast Mashriq's national animal is the Goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Northeast Mashriq is ranked 13,284^th in the world and 444^th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 9,387.84 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.