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Most Pacifist: 7,434thMost Devout: 9,450thSafest: 11,198th
The Tripartite Archduchy of
Moralistic Democracy
Dominum Confiteri Iesum
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The North Polish Union

Population9.265 billion

LeaderMarszałek Polski Józef Klemens Piłsudski


The Tripartite Archduchy of The North Polish Union is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Marszałek Polski Józef Klemens Piłsudski with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, devout population of 9.265 billion Poles are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Spirituality, with Law & Order, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gdańsk. The average income tax rate is 39.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Polish economy, worth 312 trillion n00bs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 33,704 n00bs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Most people suffer from some form of hearing loss, prime picnicking sites are being paved over in the name of progress, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth, and Marszałek Polski Józef Klemens Piłsudski is plotting to coup the Pacific (The North Polish Union has found 1 easter egg). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The North Polish Union's national animal is the Elf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

The North Polish Union is ranked 261,024th in the world and 4th in Slavia for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 25.53 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Most Pacifist: 7,434thMost Devout: 9,450thSafest: 11,198thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,600thMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,604thTop
Nicest Citizens: 17,176thMost Compassionate Citizens: 18,296thBest Weather: 18,552ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,586thMost Cultured: 20,621stMost Beautiful Environments: 21,227thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 25,562ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 25,952ndMost Primitive: 26,132ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 26,437th
Most Pacifist: 1st in the region

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