Population | 9.265 billion |
Capital | Gdańsk |
Leader | Marszałek Polski Józef Klemens Piłsudski |
Faith | Catholicism |
Currency | n00b |
Animal | Elf |
The Tripartite Archduchy of The North Polish Union is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Marszałek Polski Józef Klemens Piłsudski with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, devout population of 9.265 billion Poles are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized government prioritizes Spirituality, with Law & Order, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gdańsk. The average income tax rate is 39.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The Polish economy, worth 312 trillion n00bs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 33,704 n00bs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Most people suffer from some form of hearing loss, prime picnicking sites are being paved over in the name of progress, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth, and Marszałek Polski Józef Klemens Piłsudski is plotting to coup the Pacific (The North Polish Union has found 1 easter egg). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The North Polish Union's national animal is the Elf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.
The North Polish Union is ranked 261,024th in the world and 4th in Slavia for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 25.53 on the Bus Surprisal Index.
National Happenings
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The North Polish Union relocated from Rzeczpospolita to Slavia.
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The North Polish Union relocated from Slavia to Rzeczpospolita.
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The North Polish Union relocated from Rzeczpospolita to Slavia.
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The North Polish Union relocated from Slavia to Rzeczpospolita.
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The North Polish Union founded the region Rzeczpospolita.
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The North Polish Union, Marszałek Polski Józef Klemens Piłsudski is plotting to coup the Pacific (The North Polish Union has found 1 easter egg).
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The North Polish Union was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
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The North Polish Union was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
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The North Polish Union's influence in Slavia rose from "Enforcer" to "Eminence Grise".
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The North Polish Union lodged a message on the Slavia Regional Message Board.