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The Norden Utopia

Population2.659 billion

CapitalLudhättan
LeaderPrime Minister Asbjørn Roed

CurrencyNorden
AnimalBlue Macaw

The United Kingdom of The Norden Utopia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Asbjørn Roed with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.659 billion Nordians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Industry, and Environment are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ludhättan. The average income tax rate is 94.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Norden Utopian economy, worth 453 trillion Nordens a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 170,625 Nordens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Norden Utopian companies generally just fire employees in lieu of giving them vacation, fruit pickers with degrees in Blue Macaw psychology are a common sight, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, and strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down. Crime is totally unknown. The Norden Utopia's national animal is the Blue Macaw, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Norden Utopia is ranked 101,607th in the world and 15th in Groland for Largest Black Market, with 158 billion Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Inclusive: 2,235thRudest Citizens: 2,486thNicest Citizens: 2,631stMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,644thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,004thMost Developed: 3,414thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,626thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,001stLargest Welfare Programs: 4,150thMost Cultured: 4,219thSmartest Citizens: 4,262ndMost Pacifist: 4,440thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,664thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,740thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,747thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,108thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,253rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,448thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,478thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,632ndMost Subsidized Industry: 5,683rdHighest Poor Incomes: 5,787thLargest Governments: 5,856thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,274thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,905thMost Politically Free: 7,467thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 7,650thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 7,773rdHealthiest Citizens: 8,173rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,720thHighest Average Incomes: 8,872ndMost Efficient Economies: 9,800thLowest Crime Rates: 10,599th
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Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Norden Utopia, strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down.
  • : Following new legislation in The Norden Utopia, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space.
  • : Following new legislation in The Norden Utopia, fruit pickers with degrees in Blue Macaw psychology are a common sight.
  • : Following new legislation in The Norden Utopia, Norden Utopian companies generally just fire employees in lieu of giving them vacation.
  • : Following new legislation in The Norden Utopia, the internet has been placed under government control.
  • : Following new legislation in The Norden Utopia, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'.
  • : Following new legislation in The Norden Utopia, in a baffling press conference Prime Minister Asbjørn Roed proudly dismantled a broken door.
  • : Following new legislation in The Norden Utopia, hospitals in The Norden Utopia are too busy serving the needs of Groland to see Nordians.
  • : The Norden Utopia's influence in Groland rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Following new legislation in The Norden Utopia, gun-wielding criminals always wear appropriate eye and ear protection.

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