The Dust Particle of The Noble Thatcherites is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Margaret Thatcher with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, aversion to nipples, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 7.627 billion Thatcherites enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 10 Downing Street. The average income tax rate is 78.8%.

The thriving Thatcheritean economy, worth 701 trillion Pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 91,928 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Double-parking is on the rise as automobile numbers increase, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers, and pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Noble Thatcherites's national animal is the Wild Thatcher, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Noble Thatcherites is ranked 128,869^th in the world and 53^rd in The Union of Democratic States for Most Primitive, scoring -134.28 on the Scary Big Number Scale.