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Most Influential: 3,017thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,202ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,667th
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The Noble Thatcherites

Population18.468 billion

Capital10 Downing Street
LeaderMargaret Thatcher

AnimalWild Thatcher

The Little Ant on my Computer of The Noble Thatcherites is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Margaret Thatcher with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, aversion to nipples, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 18.468 billion Thatcherites hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 10 Downing Street. The average income tax rate is 83.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Thatcheritean economy, worth a remarkable 1,624 trillion Pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 87,958 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Double-parking is on the rise as automobile numbers increase, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers, and pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Noble Thatcherites's national animal is the Wild Thatcher, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Noble Thatcherites is ranked 266,105th in the world and 212th in The Union of Democratic States for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 34.93 Whatever.

Most Influential: 3,017thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,202ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,667thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,367thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,181stMost Rebellious Youth: 7,189thSafest: 7,230thMost Stationary: 9,111thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,402ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,616thMost Pacifist: 13,988thTop
Most Inclusive: 14,720thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,295thHighest Economic Output: 16,476thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,422ndLargest Populations: 19,122ndHighest Food Quality: 19,209thMost Secular: 21,294thMost Advanced Public Education: 21,410thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22,745thSmartest Citizens: 23,632ndLargest Retail Industry: 23,783rdMost Cultured: 24,941stLargest Governments: 26,040thLongest Average Lifespans: 28,014th
Most Stationary: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 8th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11th in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 16th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 21st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 22nd in the region

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