Population | 16.783 billion |
Capital | New Nitsla |
Currency | Rokda |
Animal | Virus |
The Republic of The Nits is a gargantuan, genial nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate population of 16.783 billion Nitsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Nitsla. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Nitsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,465 trillion Rokdas a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 146,881 Rokdas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.
Safety warnings are prohibited lest they give people ideas, people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating, one year's corporation tax from three international megacorporations has funded one dozen shiny black pencils for Leader's office, and physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Nits's national animal is the Virus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
The Nits is ranked 45,260th in the world and 432nd in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 969.9864625416 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Nits voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Murderers Get Nothing".
- : Following new legislation in The Nits, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques.
- : Following new legislation in The Nits, one year's corporation tax from three international megacorporations has funded one dozen shiny black pencils for Leader's office.
- : Following new legislation in The Nits, people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating.
- : The Nits was endorsed by Ivenory.
- : The Nits was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Following new legislation in The Nits, safety warnings are prohibited lest they give people ideas.
- : The Nits was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Following new legislation in The Nits, the army consists of only generals and grunts.
- : Following new legislation in The Nits, facial disfigurement is a leading cause of supervillainy.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 7 » Arkadia Universalis, Aqual, Elthalion, Dragonian Alliance, Tethys 13, Infinitedeathville, and Cretanja.