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Best Weather: 1,999thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,272ndSafest: 2,517th
The Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Hug ya', Kick ya', still Love ya'.
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Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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The Nits

Population16.783 billion

CapitalNew Nitsla

CurrencyRokda
AnimalVirus

The Republic of The Nits is a gargantuan, genial nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate population of 16.783 billion Nitsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Nitsla. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Nitsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,465 trillion Rokdas a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 146,881 Rokdas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Safety warnings are prohibited lest they give people ideas, people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating, one year's corporation tax from three international megacorporations has funded one dozen shiny black pencils for Leader's office, and physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Nits's national animal is the Virus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Nits is ranked 45,260th in the world and 432nd in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 969.9864625416 days.

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Best Weather: 1,999thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,272ndSafest: 2,517thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,534thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,656thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,832ndTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 3,228thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,389thHealthiest Citizens: 3,473rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,773rdLargest Welfare Programs: 3,825thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,536thMost Developed: 4,924thLowest Crime Rates: 5,266thHighest Food Quality: 5,327thLargest Governments: 5,345thMost Inclusive: 5,673rdMost Cultured: 7,061stSmartest Citizens: 7,097thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,214thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,414thLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,110thNicest Citizens: 8,343rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,742ndMost Pacifist: 9,338thHighest Economic Output: 9,386thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,614thMost Influential: 12,179thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,615thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,960thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,297thMost Secular: 13,298thMost Efficient Economies: 13,679thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 20,187thLargest Populations: 22,118thHighest Average Incomes: 23,428thHighest Poor Incomes: 24,113thMost Valuable International Artwork: 29,529th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 63rd in the regionBest Weather: 69th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 90th in the regionMost Influential: 98th in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 110th in the regionSafest: 111th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 112th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 124th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 132nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 143rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 145th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 176th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 179th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 210th in the regionMost Developed: 215th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 235th in the regionLargest Governments: 248th in the regionMost Inclusive: 269th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 270th in the regionMost Cultured: 337th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 343rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 353rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 402nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 426th in the regionMost Stationary: 432nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 471st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 471st in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 529th in the regionMost Pacifist: 546th in the regionLargest Populations: 661st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 672nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 726th in the regionMost Secular: 757th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 801st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 853rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Nits voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Murderers Get Nothing".
  • : Following new legislation in The Nits, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques.
  • : Following new legislation in The Nits, one year's corporation tax from three international megacorporations has funded one dozen shiny black pencils for Leader's office.
  • : Following new legislation in The Nits, people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating.
  • : The Nits was endorsed by Ivenory.
  • : The Nits was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Following new legislation in The Nits, safety warnings are prohibited lest they give people ideas.
  • : The Nits was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Following new legislation in The Nits, the army consists of only generals and grunts.
  • : Following new legislation in The Nits, facial disfigurement is a leading cause of supervillainy.

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Endorsements Received: 7 » Arkadia Universalis, Aqual, Elthalion, Dragonian Alliance, Tethys 13, Infinitedeathville, and Cretanja.

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