|Leader||Most Glorious Gamer Sean|
The Albertan Patriots of The Nintendo Emerates is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Most Glorious Gamer Sean with a fair hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, frequent executions, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 36.794 billion Nintendo Emeratesians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fairfax. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Nintendo Emeratesian economy, worth an astonishing 13,811 trillion Meal Plans a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an amazing 375,370 Meal Plans, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,478,932 per year while the poor average 64,615, a ratio of 22.9 to 1.
Veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, discarded pennies litter the streets, and solid-gold toilets are Nintendo Emeratesian prisons' least expensive furnishings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. The Nintendo Emerates's national animal is the Gunston, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Nintendo Emerates was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Survivors, the Top 5% for Most Zombies, and the Top 10% for Most Dead.
- : The Nintendo Emerates's influence in Alberta rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : The Nintendo Emerates's influence in Alberta rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : The Nintendo Emerates's influence in Alberta rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : The Nintendo Emerates was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
- : The Nintendo Emerates's influence in Alberta rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : The Nintendo Emerates's influence in Alberta rose from "Zero" to "Minnow".
- : The Nintendo Emerates was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : The Nintendo Emerates relocated from Osiris to Alberta.
- : The Nintendo Emerates was refounded in Osiris.