by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics


Safest: 69thLargest Insurance Industry: 158thHighest Economic Output: 218th
The Albertan Patriots of
per speciale Mandatum Domini Regis
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

The Nintendo Emerates

Population36.794 billion

LeaderMost Glorious Gamer Sean

CurrencyMeal Plan

The Albertan Patriots of The Nintendo Emerates is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Most Glorious Gamer Sean with a fair hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, frequent executions, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 36.794 billion Nintendo Emeratesians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fairfax. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Nintendo Emeratesian economy, worth an astonishing 13,811 trillion Meal Plans a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an amazing 375,370 Meal Plans, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,478,932 per year while the poor average 64,615, a ratio of 22.9 to 1.

Veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, discarded pennies litter the streets, and solid-gold toilets are Nintendo Emeratesian prisons' least expensive furnishings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. The Nintendo Emerates's national animal is the Gunston, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Nintendo Emerates is ranked 49,436th in the world and 3rd in Alberta for Largest Black Market, with 2.68 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Safest: 69thLargest Insurance Industry: 158thHighest Economic Output: 218thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 224thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 236thMost Avoided: 313thLargest Mining Sector: 354thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 393rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 426thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 553rdFattest Citizens: 575thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 578thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 593rdRudest Citizens: 611thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 774thLargest Populations: 780thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 843rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 922ndHighest Average Incomes: 985thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 999thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,081stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,198thLowest Crime Rates: 1,406thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,925thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,230thMost Efficient Economies: 2,303rdTop
Largest Governments: 2,709thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,918thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,549thLargest Retail Industry: 7,316thTop
Smartest Citizens: 16,717thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,895thMost Pro-Market: 17,670thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,019thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,461st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:


View Forum posts