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Largest Gambling Industry: 5,762ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 9,558thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,040th
The Imperial Democratic Republic of
Right-wing Utopia
Glory to Ninjago, my eternal Fatherland
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Ninjago Republic

Population2.281 billion

CapitalNeo-Ninjago City Megacity
LeaderPresident Zack C Patterson
FaithNinjagese Capitalism

CurrencyNinjago Credit
AnimalGolden Tri-Headed Ultra Dragon

The Imperial Democratic Republic of The Ninjago Republic is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Zack C Patterson with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.281 billion Ninjago Citizens are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The tiny, pro-business government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo-Ninjago City Megacity. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.4%.

The thriving Ninjagese economy, worth 190 trillion Ninjago Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 83,535 Ninjago Credits, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 279,078 per year while the poor average 18,598, a ratio of 15.0 to 1.

The Counter-Terrorism Unit has been nicknamed "Big Bad Wolf" for its tendency towards urban demolition, Ninjagese soldiers are assured their new ray-guns will finally power up after the next round of ominous chanting, a degree in President Zack C Patterson Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers, and grocery store cereal aisles resemble a Piet Mondrian work. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Ninjago Republic's national animal is the Golden Tri-Headed Ultra Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Ninjagese Capitalism.

The Ninjago Republic is ranked 159,386th in the world and 23rd in The Eternal Robotox Empire for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 55.71 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Largest Gambling Industry: 5,762ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 9,558thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,040thTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,544thLargest Mining Sector: 16,148thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 16,159thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,098thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22,756th
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the region

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