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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,968thMost Influential: 2,073rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,218th
The Katenalist State of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Together we stand together we shall fall
Nathaniel Wachev
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The New Wisconsin Empire

Population5.309 billion

CapitalNew Madison
LeaderNathaniel Wachev
FaithNew Wisconsin-Christianity


The Katenalist State of The New Wisconsin Empire is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Nathaniel Wachev with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 5.309 billion Wisconsinites have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Madison. The average income tax rate is 85.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Wisconsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,083 trillion Units a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 204,029 Units, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Nations that kill a Wisconsinite can expect a strongly worded letter, farmers have taken to hunting billionaires who encroach on their land, the aphorism "there's no need to argue" has been dismissed by Wisconsinites, and the government is a clear-cut case of tyranny by majority. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The New Wisconsin Empire's national animal is the Snake, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is New Wisconsin-Christianity.

The New Wisconsin Empire is ranked 186,206th in the world and 7,845th in The East Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -6.93 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,968thMost Influential: 2,073rdTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,218thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,645thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,106thLargest Black Market: 4,255thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,178thHighest Average Incomes: 5,965thRudest Citizens: 6,008thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,093rdLargest Retail Industry: 6,160thLargest Governments: 7,253rdFattest Citizens: 7,328thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,523rdMost Corrupt Governments: 7,663rdLowest Crime Rates: 7,672ndMost Developed: 8,551stLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,180thMost Secular: 9,354thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,762ndSmartest Citizens: 9,796thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,943rdMost Efficient Economies: 10,092ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,359thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 11,725thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,262ndMost Avoided: 13,882ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,530thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,818thHighest Economic Output: 15,419thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,796thLargest Welfare Programs: 18,874th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 77th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 92nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 98th in the regionLargest Black Market: 99th in the regionMost Influential: 112th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 120th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 141st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 143rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 155th in the regionRudest Citizens: 173rd in the regionLargest Governments: 178th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 195th in the regionFattest Citizens: 207th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 210th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 216th in the regionMost Developed: 232nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 233rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 247th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 253rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 255th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 256th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 259th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 260th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 266th in the regionMost Secular: 332nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 336th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 395th in the regionLargest Populations: 418th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 434th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 441st in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 448th in the regionMost Stationary: 478th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 529th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 540th in the regionNudest: 647th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 682nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 695th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 719th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 728th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 814th in the region

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