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Most Influential: 1,833rd Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,869th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,344th
The Unitary State of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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The New Wisconsin Empire

Population2.1 billion

LeaderUnitary Council


The Unitary State of The New Wisconsin Empire is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Unitary Council with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, free-roaming dinosaurs, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 2.1 billion Wisconsanites have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Milwaukee. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 82.0%.

The frighteningly efficient New wisconsian economy, worth 400 trillion Units a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 190,938 Units, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Milwaukee to enjoy their national art, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, Unitary Council goes out to lunch surrounded by large men in dark glasses, and children are often punished for the sins of the fathers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The New Wisconsin Empire's national animal is the Snake, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The New Wisconsin Empire is ranked 32,877th in the world and 1,476th in The East Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 3,279.61 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Most Influential: 1,833rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,869thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,344thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,512thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,807thRudest Citizens: 3,973rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,288thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,364thLargest Retail Industry: 5,207thFattest Citizens: 5,290thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,580thLargest Black Market: 5,684thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,093rdHighest Average Incomes: 6,362ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,412thMost Avoided: 6,768thLargest Governments: 7,754thTop
Most Secular: 8,471stLowest Crime Rates: 8,671stMost Efficient Economies: 10,000thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,060thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,226thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,242ndSmartest Citizens: 11,087thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,082ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,396thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,573rdLargest Mining Sector: 14,596thMost Average: 14,801st
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 53rd in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 73rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 78th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 83rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 92nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 93rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 99th in the regionFattest Citizens: 111th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 114th in the regionMost Influential: 124th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 126th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 134th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 136th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 143rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 144th in the regionMost Avoided: 144th in the regionLargest Governments: 180th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 212th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 226th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 238th in the regionMost Secular: 291st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 299th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 307th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 308th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 317th in the regionTop
Most Average: 378th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 411th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 425th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 429th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 440th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 467th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 581st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 596th in the regionNudest: 605th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 661st in the region

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