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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,348th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,704th Most Secular: 4,116th
The United Socialist States of
Psychotic Dictatorship
We are the Random Ones, Join us or Perish
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The New United Socialist Random Empire

Population304 million

CapitalNew Chanceia Randomia


The United Socialist States of The New United Socialist Random Empire is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 304 million New Randomians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Chanceia Randomia. The average income tax rate is 56.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The New United Socialist Random Empirean economy, worth 23.7 trillion Randoms a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 78,103 Randoms, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number, nobody ever seems to enter or leave the armour-plated flying castle that serves as the seat of government, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The New United Socialist Random Empire's national animal is the Platypus, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The New United Socialist Random Empire is ranked 23,041st in the world and 77th in The United Federations for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 3,889.26 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,348thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,704thMost Secular: 4,116thMost Authoritarian: 6,658thMost Conservative: 6,987thTop
Most Influential: 9,716thMost Armed: 14,991stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,023rdMost Extreme: 15,481stMost Corrupt Governments: 16,050thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,609th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 19th in the regionMost Secular: 24th in the regionMost Influential: 29th in the regionMost Extreme: 32nd in the regionMost Conservative: 32nd in the regionTop
Most Armed: 38th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 46th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 56th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 59th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 65th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 67th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 70th in the region

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