by Max Barry

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Most Secular: 801stLowest Crime Rates: 952ndMost Developed: 1,308th
The Random Nation of
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The New United Socialist Random Empire

Population3.517 billion

CapitalNew Chancia Randomia
LeaderSupereme Director Vladimir Random


The Random Nation of The New United Socialist Random Empire is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Supereme Director Vladimir Random with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, parental licensing program, and soft-spoken computers. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.517 billion New Randomians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Chancia Randomia. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Random economy, worth 756 trillion Randoms a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 215,147 Randoms, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', cars have been banned, military spending recently hit a new high, and people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The New United Socialist Random Empire's national animal is the Platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheism.

The New United Socialist Random Empire is ranked 8,567th in the world and 10th in The United Federations for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 5,102.29 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Most Secular: 801stLowest Crime Rates: 952ndMost Developed: 1,308thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,663rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,788thHealthiest Citizens: 1,790thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,812thLargest Governments: 1,979thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,197thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,311thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,424thBest Weather: 2,551stMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,089thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,115thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,416thSmartest Citizens: 3,425thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,485thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,536thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,649thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,428thMost Influential: 4,602ndHighest Average Incomes: 5,155thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,191stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,404thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,556thMost Efficient Economies: 7,599thMost Inclusive: 7,835thMost Authoritarian: 8,565thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,567thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,911thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,140thTop
Most Cultured: 11,473rdMost Subsidized Industry: 13,447thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,635thMost Income Equality: 15,649th
Most Developed: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Income Equality: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 8th in the regionMost Extreme: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 10th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 10th in the regionMost Cultured: 12th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 13th in the regionMost Inclusive: 13th in the region

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