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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,620thFattest Citizens: 3,802ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,197th
The United States of
Right-wing Utopia
Making Trump Great Again!
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Sprat
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
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The New Trumpland

Population236 million

Currencytrump
AnimalOompa Loompa

The United States of The New Trumpland is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, infamous sell-swords, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 236 million New Trumplandians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 8.1%.

The frighteningly efficient New Trumplandian economy, worth 24.8 trillion trumps a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 105,075 trumps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations, several inches are being added to first class seating, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, and former public radio talk pundits are being deployed to front line war zones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. The New Trumpland's national animal is the Oompa Loompa, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The New Trumpland is ranked 198,238th in the world and 8,947th in The North Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -11.4 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,620thTop
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Fattest Citizens: 3,802ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,197thMost Avoided: 5,417thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,446thMost Influential: 5,699thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,866thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,900thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,656thLargest Retail Industry: 7,831stTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 10,685thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,672ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 17,522nd
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Fattest Citizens: 124th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 169th in the regionMost Avoided: 189th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 194th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 199th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 277th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 300th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 386th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 406th in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 549th in the regionRudest Citizens: 693rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 779th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 867th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 904th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 912th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The New Trumpland voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Nuremgard".
  • : The New Trumpland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Integrity in Law Enforcement".
  • : Following new legislation in The New Trumpland, former public radio talk pundits are being deployed to front line war zones.
  • : Following new legislation in The New Trumpland, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.
  • : Following new legislation in The New Trumpland, several inches are being added to first class seating.
  • : Following new legislation in The New Trumpland, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations.
  • : Following new legislation in The New Trumpland, it's always rabbit season.
  • : Following new legislation in The New Trumpland, a small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went.
  • : Following new legislation in The New Trumpland, there is a 'turn around' sign at every border entrance.
  • : The New Trumpland endorsed The Dissociative State of Hardscrabble.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 139 » Simone Republic, Newpromisedland, Noahs Second Country, The Tampa Bay Rays, Brucklania, Hamerica, Pokemanland, Fauzjhia, Xipher, Praeceps, Ihese, New Jamgra, Omnistria, Buckhem, Dabarastan, Kragsgale, New Lakemba, Great Bights Mum, Ravendi, El Fiji Grande, Guer Aike, Koda-Land, Selfgradatude, Principia Mathematica, Notyoutopia, Corfad, Arichia, Libertania Democratica, The Rhein States, Damsmel, Yaorozu, Siwale, Zzozona, Shibutani, Interdimensional Zone, Daiz, Empy, Kocherian, Highton Islands, Abject Ludicrosity, Valentine Z, Territorio di Nessuno, WeKnow, Pazair, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Maclare, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Zumlandia, Xagill, Dar es Saalam, and 89 others.Dreadton, Cosamaloapan, Wineclaw, Sundred, Amerian States, The Calabash Protectorate, Astal Aavors, Sikol, 1 very fast endotarter, Illusia and Neverendia, United Kahndaq, Kranostav, Ethnon, North Bratislava, Pallaith, Malta Comino Gozo, Ultra777, Andexia, Arlens Apartment, Prydania, Cowbridge, Schnuftelland, Erubetia, CryptoTransumanists, Sil Dorsett, Xyrron, Westinor, Wit Noreis, Seanat, Paverium, Ihsan, Moubarakistan, Clan Spaniel, Solskjar, Tikariot, U S Eh, Napnomadia, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Great Vritania, Neu-Galicia, Heilhum Imperius, Sunto, Dechire par la Guerre, Eschatosia, Valhalla123, Orado, Vincone Cae, Loutsland, Votak Matim, McMasterdonia, Runeda, Vathnutum, The Iron Lions, Harjad, Eywaan, Therizia, Lulubellia, Frahnkzaden, Railroad Crossing, Aerilia, Kenaniahistan, Cosmosplosion, The Endless Eventide, Cretox State, Morover, Dangine, Visse, Unsophisticate, Eurochina, Holy Empire Of Greater Bavaria, New Octicarg, Healiopolis, Basedania, Nouvelle-Floride, Holy Oranz, Shadowrik, Outer Shenendoah, Innocentic, Glanst, Amprak, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Comfed, Chips and Guac, Elvoreto, Magna Banitia, The Kingdom Of Wagies, Democratic Republic of Kohland, Navsland, and Hardscrabble.

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