|Leader||Actual DE Cititzens|
|Animal||Two Tailed African Manatee|
The Failure of The New Sentients is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Actual DE Cititzens with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 2.253 billion Sentientsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 74.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse New Sentientsian economy, worth 239 trillion Credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 106,101 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Ratings for sitcom reruns are often much higher than election debates, prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned spouses, open-casket funerals are avoided at all cost, and jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The New Sentients's national animal is the Two Tailed African Manatee, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The New Sentients's influence in Selene rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : The New Sentients changed its national leader to "Actual DE Cititzens" and its motto to "So guys we didnít do it".
- : The New Sentients was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
- : The New Sentients's influence in Selene rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : The New Sentients was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Mines of Oleic-Dust Silver Mining Company, curing 18 million infected.
- : The New Sentients was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Mines of Oleic-Dust Silver Mining Company, curing 11 million infected.
- : The New Sentients was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Federated Empire of UNPoopburg, infecting 19 million survivors.
- : The New Sentients was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Federated Empire of UNPoopburg, infecting 32 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
- : The New Sentients was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Following new legislation in The New Sentients, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration.
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