by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics


Most Compassionate Citizens: 8,204th Nicest Citizens: 8,730th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,262nd
The Federation of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Nice couches
Daddy Velarde
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Factbook Dispatches Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

The New Sentients

Population3.06 billion

LeaderDaddy Velarde


The Federation of The New Sentients is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Daddy Velarde with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 3.06 billion Coucheses have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 74.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse New Sentientsian economy, worth 331 trillion credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 108,292 credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police, and surfing lessons include how to ward off sharks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The New Sentients's national animal is the Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The New Sentients is ranked 154,722nd in the world and 3rd in The Claws of Colob for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -9.8 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Most Compassionate Citizens: 8,204thTop
Nicest Citizens: 8,730thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,262ndMost Pacifist: 10,414thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,433rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,613thBest Weather: 12,123rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,385thLowest Crime Rates: 12,411thSafest: 12,639thHealthiest Citizens: 12,754thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,618thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,750thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,711thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,656thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,960th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:


View Forum posts