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Most Devout: 213th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 339th Largest Insurance Industry: 544th
The Crusader State of
Right-wing Utopia
The Vanguard of the crusade
Knight Vibius
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The New Peoples of the Nile

Population6.597 billion

CapitalNew Giza
LeaderKnight Vibius
FaithCatholic

CurrencyNile pound
AnimalScorpion

The Crusader State of The New Peoples of the Nile is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Knight Vibius with an even hand, and notable for its closed borders, barren, inhospitable landscape, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 6.597 billion Crusaders are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Giza. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Knight economy, worth a remarkable 2,379 trillion Nile pounds a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 360,676 Nile pounds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,402,864 per year while the poor average 63,402, a ratio of 22.1 to 1.

Elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation, escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails', children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer, and the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The New Peoples of the Nile's national animal is the Scorpion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Catholic.

The New Peoples of the Nile is ranked 3,270th in the world and 1st in Federation of Conservative Nations for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 8,861.94 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.

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Most Devout: 213thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 339thLargest Insurance Industry: 544thLargest Black Market: 548thMost Corrupt Governments: 610thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 629thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 657thRudest Citizens: 714thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 826thHighest Average Incomes: 858thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,105thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,317thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,560thMost Cultured: 1,640thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,643rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,653rdTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 1,860thLargest Mining Sector: 2,265thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,329thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,355thLargest Retail Industry: 2,401stMost Avoided: 3,105thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,270thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,841stLowest Crime Rates: 3,927thLargest Governments: 4,548thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,930thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,995thMost Efficient Economies: 5,003rdHighest Economic Output: 5,114thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,206thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,276thTop
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Most Conservative: 9,666thMost Influential: 10,441stSmartest Citizens: 10,854thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 14,359thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,804th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 11th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 12th in the regionMost Avoided: 13th in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 16th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 17th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 17th in the regionMost Conservative: 18th in the regionLargest Populations: 22nd in the regionMost Influential: 25th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The New Peoples of the Nile was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Following new legislation in The New Peoples of the Nile, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields.
  • : Following new legislation in The New Peoples of the Nile, children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer.
  • : Following new legislation in The New Peoples of the Nile, escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails'.
  • : Following new legislation in The New Peoples of the Nile, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation.
  • : Following new legislation in The New Peoples of the Nile, CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show.
  • : Following new legislation in The New Peoples of the Nile, you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence.
  • : Following new legislation in The New Peoples of the Nile, blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued.
  • : Following new legislation in The New Peoples of the Nile, a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Knight as 'your finger, you fool'.
  • : Following new legislation in The New Peoples of the Nile, cosy TV sitcom "AI Love Lucy" showcases harmonious human-robot cohabitation.

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