The Imperial State of The New Jabanese is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Caesar Joseph Glen Hito with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 3.719 billion hidlerds are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Punheer. The average income tax rate is 57.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hilter economy, worth 759 trillion Lire Or Yen a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 204,181 Lire Or Yen, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Penny whistles have been rebranded 'tin hornpipes', jury selection begins with explaining what a jury is, voting district maps are said to resemble a tyrannosaurus eating the capital, and therapists can always squeeze in another house-call. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The New Jabanese's national animal is the Furry, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sabresis.

The New Jabanese is ranked 43,633^rd in the world and 5^th in The West Reborn for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 268,365 Standard Monetary Units.