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Largest Populations: 2,059th Most Influential: 3,823rd Most Rebellious Youth: 6,647th
The Novel Questioners of
Democratic Socialists
May Slightly Unpleasant things happen To Our Enemies!
Viktoria Gryfynn
Regional Influence
Handshaker
Founder
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Novel Questioners of The New Inquisitors is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Viktoria Gryfynn with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and restrictive gun laws. The democratic population of 24.614 billion New Inquisitorians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Domine. The average income tax rate is 73.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong New Inquisitorian economy, worth a remarkable 1,449 trillion Silver Soveregns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 58,888 Silver Soveregns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bitter pastors forced to officiate gay marriage 'accidentally' pronounce couples "husband and abomination", whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company, murder victims' families receive windfall payouts when the murderers are executed, and the nation's image rights are the strictest in the world. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The New Inquisitors's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Optimystic Nowism.

The New Inquisitors is ranked 113,146th in the world and 40th in The New Inquisition for Fattest Citizens, with 8.9 Obesity Rate.

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Largest Populations: 2,059thMost Influential: 3,823rdMost Rebellious Youth: 6,647thHighest Economic Output: 6,738thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,752ndTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 7,975thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,154thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,508thMost Pacifist: 12,519thSafest: 12,698thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,709thMost Cultured: 12,961st
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Largest Populations: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Primitive: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The New Inquisitors, the nation's image rights are the strictest in the world.
  • : Following new legislation in The New Inquisitors, murder victims' families receive windfall payouts when the murderers are executed.
  • : Following new legislation in The New Inquisitors, whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company.
  • : Following new legislation in The New Inquisitors, bitter pastors forced to officiate gay marriage 'accidentally' pronounce couples "husband and abomination".
  • : Following new legislation in The New Inquisitors, garishly-decorated government buildings are being hailed as the height of 'religious nouveau'.
  • : Following new legislation in The New Inquisitors, a The New Inquisition Tourist Association survey has rated The New Inquisitors #1 for number twos.
  • : Following new legislation in The New Inquisitors, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence.
  • : Following new legislation in The New Inquisitors, people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more.
  • : Following new legislation in The New Inquisitors, discarded pennies litter the streets.
  • : The New Inquisitors's influence in The New Inquisition rose from "Nipper" to "Handshaker".

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