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Most Secular: 7,392ndLargest Publishing Industry: 10,309thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,215th
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Pride and Industry
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Nipper
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Civil Rights
Some
Economy
All-Consuming
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The New Furry Fandom

Population448 million

CapitalPittsburgh

CurrencyDollar
AnimalWolf

The Republic of The New Furry Fandom is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its public floggings, digital currency, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 448 million Furries have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pittsburgh. The average income tax rate is 54.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Furry economy, worth 48.1 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 107,373 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums, the The New Furry Fandom Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, Furries have recently stopped mysteriously setting off metal detectors, and nihilistic thrill-seekers claim that suicide by roller coaster is the ultimate life experience. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The New Furry Fandom's national animal is the Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The New Furry Fandom is ranked 34,104th in the world and 956th in the Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,397.9 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 10,309thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,215thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,022ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15,259thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,461stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,021stSmartest Citizens: 18,827thMost Avoided: 19,000th
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Largest Publishing Industry: 236th in the regionMost Secular: 253rd in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 362nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 365th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 410th in the regionLargest Black Market: 415th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 415th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 429th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 458th in the regionMost Avoided: 482nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 508th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 531st in the regionMost Average: 568th in the regionMost Developed: 572nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 581st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 589th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 626th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 651st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 654th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The New Furry Fandom, nihilistic thrill-seekers claim that suicide by roller coaster is the ultimate life experience.
  • : Following new legislation in The New Furry Fandom, Furries have recently stopped mysteriously setting off metal detectors.
  • : Following new legislation in The New Furry Fandom, the The New Furry Fandom Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise.
  • : Following new legislation in The New Furry Fandom, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums.
  • : The New Furry Fandom was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in The New Furry Fandom, the nation's arms dealers guarantee discretion and untraceable transactions.
  • : The New Furry Fandom was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in The New Furry Fandom, lobotomised jaywalkers can barely ambulate let alone repeat their offences.
  • : Following new legislation in The New Furry Fandom, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'.
  • : Following new legislation in The New Furry Fandom, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends.

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