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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,269th Most Influential: 2,541st Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,744th
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The New Found Land

Population2.71 billion

CapitalSt Johns
FaithGeorge Michael


The Democratic Republic of The New Found Land is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Glom with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, digital currency, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.71 billion Newfoundlanders are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Johns. The average income tax rate is 88.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong New Found Landian economy, worth 190 trillion Handshakes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is 70,299 Handshakes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose, workers for the environmental protection agency are patted down for tartar sauce every morning, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, and minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The New Found Land's national animal is the Puffin, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is George Michael.

The New Found Land is ranked 166,322nd in the world and 8,970th in The North Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -16.04 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,269thTop
Most Influential: 2,541stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,744thSafest: 5,750thMost Pacifist: 5,775thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,463rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,625thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,874thMost Politically Free: 7,963rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,455thTop
Nicest Citizens: 8,635thLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,659thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,779thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,821stMost Advanced Public Education: 10,086thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,954thHealthiest Citizens: 10,987thMost Inclusive: 12,856thSmartest Citizens: 13,843rdNudest: 14,150thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,368thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,693rdBest Weather: 14,922ndMost Beautiful Environments: 14,981stLowest Crime Rates: 15,790thMost Secular: 15,805thMost Cheerful Citizens: 15,840th
Most Politically Free: 198th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 226th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 301st in the regionSafest: 317th in the regionMost Pacifist: 327th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 354th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 379th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 402nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 412th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 449th in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 466th in the regionNudest: 482nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 489th in the regionNicest Citizens: 502nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 522nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 601st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 764th in the regionMost Inclusive: 764th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 778th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 790th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 799th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 801st in the regionMost Secular: 802nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 802nd in the regionBest Weather: 814th in the regionMost Influential: 826th in the regionLargest Governments: 892nd in the regionMost Cultured: 896th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 898th in the region

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