by Max Barry

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,033rd Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,026th Fattest Citizens: 14,622nd
The Theocracy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Hail Floof
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The New Floof Order

Population1.317 billion

CurrencyShiny Green Things

The Theocracy of The New Floof Order is a massive, pleasant nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 1.317 billion New Floof Orderians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 18.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The New Floof Orderian economy, worth 69.5 trillion Shiny Green Things a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Retail, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 52,757 Shiny Green Things, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year, credit scores fluctuate wildly with every change of government, in musicals everybody's a little bit racist, and the new prison system is crowding up at an alarming rate. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force. The New Floof Order's national animal is the Floof, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

The New Floof Order is ranked 149,772nd in the world and 4,582nd in the Rejected Realms for Most Devout, with 5.98 Prayers Per Hour.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,033rdTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,026thFattest Citizens: 14,622ndMost Primitive: 14,632nd
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 143rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 215th in the regionTop
Most Primitive: 287th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 361st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 372nd in the regionMost Secular: 441st in the regionFattest Citizens: 447th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 481st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 485th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 498th in the region

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