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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,117thMost Influential: 2,715thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,499th
The United Territories of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Nihil Sine Deo.
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Page
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The New Dacians

Population6.099 billion

CapitalBucharest
LeaderFlorin CÓțu
FaithOrthodox Christianity

CurrencyLeu
AnimalLynx

The United Territories of The New Dacians is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Florin CÓțu with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, aversion to nipples, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 6.099 billion Dacians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bucharest. The average income tax rate is 74.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dacian economy, worth 916 trillion Lei a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 150,344 Lei, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Bucharest has restaurants serving every meat from aardvark to zebra, the inside lane of every highway is for parked vehicles only, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, and government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The New Dacians's national animal is the Lynx, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

The New Dacians is ranked 11,590th in the world and 346th in the South Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 85.49 quips per hour.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,117thTop
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Most Influential: 2,715thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,499thNicest Citizens: 3,603rdHealthiest Citizens: 5,598thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,775thMost Devout: 6,182ndBest Weather: 6,306thHighest Food Quality: 6,668thMost Inclusive: 6,687thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,620thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,250thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,276thMost Developed: 9,692ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,813thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,206thMost Cultured: 10,555thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,563rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,501stSmartest Citizens: 11,590thMost Efficient Economies: 11,632ndLargest Retail Industry: 12,176thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,410thMost Pacifist: 12,969thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 14,296thLowest Crime Rates: 14,632ndLargest Governments: 14,667thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,046thHighest Average Incomes: 15,114thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,457thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 19,237thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,665thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,925thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,253rdMost Advanced Public Education: 21,649thHighest Average Tax Rates: 23,155thHighest Economic Output: 23,556thMost Corrupt Governments: 24,877th
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 118th in the regionNicest Citizens: 121st in the regionMost Devout: 123rd in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 177th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 179th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 206th in the regionBest Weather: 207th in the regionMost Inclusive: 229th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 249th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 249th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 269th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 274th in the regionMost Influential: 281st in the regionMost Developed: 297th in the regionMost Cultured: 303rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 303rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 307th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 310th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 328th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 338th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 346th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 353rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 357th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 383rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 392nd in the regionLargest Governments: 398th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 398th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 425th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 454th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 459th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 492nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 508th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 521st in the regionLargest Black Market: 525th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 533rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 558th in the regionLargest Populations: 582nd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 627th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 637th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 676th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 906th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 922nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 1,040th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,189th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,209th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The New Dacians, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities.
  • : Following new legislation in The New Dacians, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes.
  • : Following new legislation in The New Dacians, the inside lane of every highway is for parked vehicles only.
  • : The New Dacians endorsed The Insane Zombie Nudist Colony of LadyRebels.
  • : The New Dacians was endorsed by The Insane Zombie Nudist Colony of LadyRebels.
  • : Following new legislation in The New Dacians, Bucharest has restaurants serving every meat from aardvark to zebra.
  • : Following new legislation in The New Dacians, cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes.
  • : The New Dacians voted for the World Assembly Resolution "End Collective Punishment".
  • : Following new legislation in The New Dacians, battlefield gains are quickly lost when enemies don't respect a time-out.
  • : Following new legislation in The New Dacians, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons.

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