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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 88thRudest Citizens: 92ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 92nd
The Corporate Republic of
Capitalist Paradise
Hard work for the State brings great rewards.
Chairman Yang
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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The New Chinese States

Population26.908 billion

CapitalShanghai
LeaderChairman Yang
FaithBuddhism

CurrencyNew Chinese Yuan
Animalpanda bear

The Corporate Republic of The New Chinese States is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Chairman Yang with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, flagrant waste-dumping, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 26.908 billion Chinese are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shanghai. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Chinese economy, worth an astonishing 13,116 trillion New Chinese Yuan a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 487,448 New Chinese Yuan, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,025,966 per year while the poor average 12,125, a ratio of 332 to 1.

Protests are legal but strictly supervised, a good deed is rewarded with a thank you note attached to a deportation order, citizens are required to report any and all incidents of prayer to their local Religious Affairs Officer, and the country routinely whitewashes uncomfortable parts of its history. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The New Chinese States's national animal is the panda bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Buddhism.

The New Chinese States is ranked 242,480th in the world and 418th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 3.06 Tourists Per Hour.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 88thRudest Citizens: 92ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 92ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 131stFattest Citizens: 146thMost Avoided: 160thMost Corrupt Governments: 168thLargest Mining Sector: 188thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 195thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 234thHighest Economic Output: 243rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 269thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 292ndLargest Insurance Industry: 343rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 351stHighest Average Incomes: 364thLargest Gambling Industry: 397thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 447thMost Efficient Economies: 465thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 481stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 552ndMost Armed: 562ndLargest Retail Industry: 608thMost Scientifically Advanced: 731stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 758thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 880thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,126thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,186thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,408thSmartest Citizens: 1,647thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,758thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,872ndTop
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Largest Populations: 3,350thMost Cultured: 5,280thLowest Crime Rates: 6,588thLargest Governments: 6,665thLargest Black Market: 8,943rdTop
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Most Secular: 12,456thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,613thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,474thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,671stMost Pro-Market: 21,471st
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 14th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 16th in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 29th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The New Chinese States, the country routinely whitewashes uncomfortable parts of its history.
  • : Following new legislation in The New Chinese States, citizens are required to report any and all incidents of prayer to their local Religious Affairs Officer.
  • : Following new legislation in The New Chinese States, a good deed is rewarded with a thank you note attached to a deportation order.
  • : Following new legislation in The New Chinese States, protests are legal but strictly supervised.
  • : Following new legislation in The New Chinese States, a few people seem to spend their whole time complaining.
  • : Following new legislation in The New Chinese States, going on a diet invalidates your passport.
  • : Following new legislation in The New Chinese States, immigrants are required to salute the flag five times a day.
  • : Following new legislation in The New Chinese States, several inches are being added to first class seating.
  • : Following new legislation in The New Chinese States, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops.
  • : Following new legislation in The New Chinese States, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.

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