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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 83rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 108thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 113th
The Genetic Realm of
Capitalist Paradise
Mankind can always be improved upon.
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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The New Chinese States

Population27.741 billion

CapitalShanghai
LeaderChairman Yang
FaithBuddhism

CurrencyNew Chinese Yuan
Animalpanda bear

The Genetic Realm of The New Chinese States is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Chairman Yang with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 27.741 billion Chinese are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shanghai. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Chinese economy, worth an astonishing 14,030 trillion New Chinese Yuan a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 505,774 New Chinese Yuan, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,591,966 per year while the poor average 23,653, a ratio of 151 to 1.

A stocking with a crooked seam or a tie without a full Windsor knot are grounds for instant dismissal, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of high velocity delivery drones, and the leaders of The New Chinese States are given the nod by their predecessors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The New Chinese States's national animal is the panda bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Buddhism.

The New Chinese States is ranked 215,887th in the world and 343rd in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -81.73 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 83rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 108thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 113thRudest Citizens: 125thFattest Citizens: 126thMost Corrupt Governments: 128thLargest Mining Sector: 167thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 175thMost Avoided: 208thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 208thHighest Economic Output: 223rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 262ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 263rdLargest Insurance Industry: 305thHighest Average Incomes: 315thLargest Agricultural Sector: 364thLargest Gambling Industry: 376thMost Efficient Economies: 392ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 414thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 426thMost Scientifically Advanced: 456thMost Armed: 468thLargest Retail Industry: 516thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 560thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 600thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 952ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 962ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,302ndLargest Publishing Industry: 1,375thSmartest Citizens: 1,533rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,779thTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,308thLargest Populations: 3,314thMost Patriotic: 4,054thMost Cultured: 4,057thLargest Governments: 5,220thLowest Crime Rates: 7,273rdLargest Black Market: 8,842ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,253rdTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 11,372ndMost Secular: 11,751stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,667th
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Most Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 11th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 16th in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 26th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 26th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The New Chinese States, the leaders of The New Chinese States are given the nod by their predecessors.
  • : Following new legislation in The New Chinese States, city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of high velocity delivery drones.
  • : Following new legislation in The New Chinese States, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
  • : Following new legislation in The New Chinese States, a stocking with a crooked seam or a tie without a full Windsor knot are grounds for instant dismissal.
  • : Following new legislation in The New Chinese States, getting an infected tattoo is considered a rite of passage in The New Chinese States.
  • : Following new legislation in The New Chinese States, concussed panda bearball players cannot remember their lineup position.
  • : Following new legislation in The New Chinese States, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi.
  • : Following new legislation in The New Chinese States, tour guides tell passengers that there is beautiful architecture just behind the two-hundred-foot concrete walls.
  • : Following new legislation in The New Chinese States, nose plugs are the latest Chinese fashion accessory.
  • : Following new legislation in The New Chinese States, politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets.

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