by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,826th Most Influential: 5,635th
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The Neo-Sparta

Population267 million


The Kingdom of The Neo-Sparta is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 267 million Neo-Spartans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 68.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Neo-Spartan economy, worth 12.4 trillion Drachmas a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 46,379 Drachmas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Private law firms are unheard of, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, and getting an abortion takes less hassle than writing a letter. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Neo-Sparta's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Neo-Sparta is ranked 155,798th in the world and 8,400th in The North Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -9.35 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,826thMost Influential: 5,635th

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