by Max Barry

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Lowest Crime Rates: 3,509thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,291stMost Corrupt Governments: 4,381st
The Criminal empire of
Father Knows Best State
Glory to nekovaria! Power to the syndicate!
Baron von börk nekroapolitique
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Nekovarian Syndicate

Population8.389 billion

CapitalNekovaria prime
LeaderBaron von börk nekroapolitique
FaithThe Church Of The Broken god


The Criminal empire of The Nekovarian Syndicate is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Baron von börk nekroapolitique with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, vat-grown people, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.389 billion nekovarians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nekovaria prime. The average income tax rate is 93.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nekovarian Syndicatean economy, worth a remarkable 2,078 trillion Nekovaks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 247,757 Nekovaks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Binoculars sales are at an all-time high, the face of Baron von börk nekroapolitique is a permanent feature of the Nekovaria prime skyline, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Baron von börk nekroapolitique, and the giant 80-storey carving of Baron von börk nekroapolitique in Mount Rushless can be seen from space. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Nekovarian Syndicate's national animal is the Enron, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Church Of The Broken god.

The Nekovarian Syndicate is ranked 5,088th in the world and 2nd in The Democratika for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 563.04 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Lowest Crime Rates: 3,509thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,291stMost Corrupt Governments: 4,381stLongest Average Lifespans: 4,862ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,088thLargest Governments: 5,212thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,500thHighest Average Incomes: 5,592ndMost Developed: 5,697thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,921stMost Efficient Economies: 6,073rdMost Secular: 6,296thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,395thLargest Black Market: 6,494thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,728thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,744thHealthiest Citizens: 7,176thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,276thSmartest Citizens: 7,326thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,467thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,658thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,129thMost Patriotic: 8,260thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,340thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,654thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,868thHighest Economic Output: 12,083rdMost Subsidized Industry: 12,200thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,902ndTop
Highest Food Quality: 15,556thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,733rdLargest Mining Sector: 18,318thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,692ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18,799thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,128thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19,658thMost Inclusive: 22,101stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 22,313thMost Cultured: 22,385th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the region

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