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Largest Mining Sector: 5,910thLargest Insurance Industry: 7,616thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,542nd
The Holy Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
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The Nekomimi

Population682 million

CurrencyLoli
AnimalNeko Girls

The Holy Empire of The Nekomimi is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, ban on automobiles, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 682 million Ρ€ΡΡΡΠΊΠΈΠΉs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. The average income tax rate is 23.1%.

The thriving Ρ€ΡΡΡΠΊΠΈΠΉs economy, worth 46.5 trillion Lolis a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 68,201 Lolis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

The Holy Office of the Inquisition is the highest court in the land, theatre may or may not be changing for the better but it is being changed for good, reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service, and politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Nekomimi's national animal is the Neko Girls, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Nekomimi is ranked 155,969th in the world and 2nd in Omega Legion for Most Income Equality, scoring 21.27 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

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Largest Mining Sector: 5,910thLargest Insurance Industry: 7,616thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,542ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 16,568thMost Avoided: 17,262ndHighest Drug Use: 21,037thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22,227th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Nekomimi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in The Nekomimi, politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them.
  • : Following new legislation in The Nekomimi, reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service.
  • : Following new legislation in The Nekomimi, theatre may or may not be changing for the better but it is being changed for good.
  • : Following new legislation in The Nekomimi, the Holy Office of the Inquisition is the highest court in the land.
  • : The Nekomimi was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in The Nekomimi, young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves.
  • : The Nekomimi was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in The Nekomimi, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in The Nekomimi, metal detectors have been banned after a bottle cap caused a riot at the beach.

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