Population | 12.333 billion |
Capital | Targon Vatra Unicomplex |
Leader | the Necrontyr Central Command |
Faith | militant atheism |
Currency | Specific Dibaryon Monocell |
Animal | Retrovirus A7 designed by ArmyBioDefense |
The Eternal Empire of The Necrontyr is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Necrontyr Central Command with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 12.333 billion Necrontyr are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Targon Vatra Unicomplex. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Necrontyr economy, worth a remarkable 4,610 trillion Specific Dibaryon Monocells a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 373,872 Specific Dibaryon Monocells, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
School history books often refer to the Necrontyr Central Command as "that imperialist pig dog", printing out government documents requires the approval of at least three admins, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, and not many kids know Shakespeare's Hamlet but most of them have seen unofficial sequel Hamlet III - The Search For Osric. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Necrontyr's national animal is the Retrovirus A7 designed by ArmyBioDefense, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is militant atheism.
The Necrontyr is ranked 197th in the world and 3rd in SICON for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 4,241.88 Tourists Per Hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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The Necrontyr, not many kids know Shakespeare's Hamlet but most of them have seen unofficial sequel Hamlet III - The Search For Osric.
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The Necrontyr, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly.
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The Necrontyr, printing out government documents requires the approval of at least three admins.
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The Necrontyr, school history books often refer to the Necrontyr Central Command as "that imperialist pig dog".
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The Necrontyr, ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products.
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The Necrontyr, the carbon tax fund gladly supplies warm blankets when the poor can't pay their heating bills.
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The Necrontyr, Calvinball players are lost for days as they wander the vast halls of their new academies.
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The Necrontyr, children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer.
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The Necrontyr, at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to the Necrontyr Central Command's wardrobe.
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The Necrontyr, the song 'They Got an Awful Lot of Coffee in The Necrontyr' is a smash hit.