by Max Barry

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Most Conservative: 247thMost Primitive: 1,677thMost Authoritarian: 2,929th
The Purification Authority of
Psychotic Dictatorship
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The National Soviet Order-State

Population6.747 billion

CapitalLabor Conglomerate-01
LeaderThe Premier


The Purification Authority of The National Soviet Order-State is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by The Premier with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.747 billion workers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Labor Conglomerate-01. The average income tax rate is 75.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish National Soviet economy, worth 288 trillion nones a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 42,756 nones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The army's use of chemical weapons leaves a bad taste in the mouth, mountains of VHS tapes of police actions are stacking up in the National Library, the military claims that their threatening letters are signed with the blood of their enemies, and looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The National Soviet Order-State's national animal is the human, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The National Soviet Order-State is ranked 283,539th in the world and 227th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Longest Average Lifespans, with 56.4 years.

Most Conservative: 247thMost Primitive: 1,677thTop
Most Authoritarian: 2,929thMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,190thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,722ndTop
Most Patriotic: 17,686thMost Corrupt Governments: 20,806thMost Extreme: 23,701stMost Devout: 25,128thHighest Average Tax Rates: 25,165thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 28,938th
Most Conservative: 1st in the regionTop
Most Primitive: 4th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 10th in the regionTop
Most Authoritarian: 15th in the regionMost Extreme: 15th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 23rd in the region

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