by Max Barry

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Most Conservative: 242ndMost Primitive: 1,544thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,711th
The Purification Authority of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Work, Blood and Strength
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The National Soviet Order-State

Population2.994 billion

CapitalLabor Conglomerate-1
LeaderThe Premier


The Purification Authority of The National Soviet Order-State is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by The Premier with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.994 billion workers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Labor Conglomerate-1. The average income tax rate is 75.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish National Soviet economy, worth 128 trillion nones a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 42,756 nones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The army's use of chemical weapons leaves a bad taste in the mouth, mountains of VHS tapes of police actions are stacking up in the National Library, the military claims that their threatening letters are signed with the blood of their enemies, and looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The National Soviet Order-State's national animal is the human, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The National Soviet Order-State is ranked 101,190th in the world and 233rd in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 881.03 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Most Conservative: 242ndMost Primitive: 1,544thTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,711thMost Authoritarian: 3,058thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,571stMost Patriotic: 7,967thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,309thTop
Most Devout: 14,321stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,820thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,820thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,916thLowest Crime Rates: 20,608thLargest Black Market: 22,563rdMost Extreme: 25,000th
Most Conservative: 1st in the regionTop
Most Primitive: 6th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 14th in the regionTop
Most Extreme: 15th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 21st in the region

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