The Holy Red Moon Pretitle of The Nation of Humans is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, ban on automobiles, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.553 billion Demonym plural love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of North Pole. The average income tax rate is 34.5%.

The powerhouse Demonym adjective economy, worth 161 trillion Gold Bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Tourism, Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 103,906 Gold Bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Small patches of desolate land across the world are part of Demonym adjective sovereign territory, polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts, prisoners have been known to host cooking and home décor television shows, and student exchange programs are in trouble as everyone wants to leave but no-one wants to come. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Nation of Humans's national animal is the Zombie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Religion.

The Nation of Humans is ranked 77,609^th in the world and 10^th in USSD for Most Patriotic, with 21.28 flags saluted per person per day.