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The Socialist Monarchy of
Psychotic Dictatorship
The nation unites to rid ourselves of the poets
Phil Winthrop VI
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The Narwhalian Republic of the North

Population6.333 billion

LeaderPhil Winthrop VI
FaithWinthrop Family

CurrencyUraninite Chip

The Socialist Monarchy of The Narwhalian Republic of the North is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Phil Winthrop VI with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, vat-grown people, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.333 billion Narwhalians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Weblergrad-Willisburg. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Narwhalian economy, worth a remarkable 1,057 trillion Uraninite Chips a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 166,956 Uraninite Chips, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Withdrawal of support for drug addicts is leaving many with cold sweats, Narwhalian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, sermons are regularly interrupted by businessmen taking phone calls, and motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Narwhalian Republic of the North's national animal is the Narwhal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Winthrop Family.

The Narwhalian Republic of the North is ranked 17,484th in the world and 10th in The United Federations for Highest Economic Output, with 1,057 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 2,598thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,762ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,892ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,978thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,243rdMost Influential: 3,296thMost Developed: 3,306thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,314thHealthiest Citizens: 3,515thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,536thLargest Governments: 3,818thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,320thMost Secular: 5,142ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,271stMost Corrupt Governments: 5,402ndSmartest Citizens: 5,487thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,519thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,132ndHighest Poor Incomes: 6,481stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,648thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,057thHighest Average Incomes: 11,035thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 12,593rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,366thMost Efficient Economies: 14,213thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,611thHighest Economic Output: 17,484thMost Authoritarian: 17,824thLargest Welfare Programs: 18,414thMost Stationary: 18,738th
Most Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 10th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 10th in the regionMost Secular: 12th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the region

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