The Municipalities of Antarctica
Population | 8.495 billion |
Capital | Hii |
Leader | Primary Governor Cetiri Oltasina |
Currency | Municipal Antarctic Credit |
Animal | Weddell Seal |
The Stalwart Federation of The Municipalities of Antarctica is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Primary Governor Cetiri Oltasina with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, digital currency, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.495 billion Antarcticans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hii. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Antarctican economy, worth a remarkable 3,023 trillion Municipal Antarctic Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 355,865 Municipal Antarctic Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present, group hugs break out during floor votes, literally voiceless people are unable to protest when food and water are denied to them, and an increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Municipalities of Antarctica's national animal is the Weddell Seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
The Municipalities of Antarctica is ranked 26,550th in the world and 252nd in the Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,437.58913549792 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Municipalities of Antarctica, an increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity.
- : Following new legislation in The Municipalities of Antarctica, literally voiceless people are unable to protest when food and water are denied to them.
- : Following new legislation in The Municipalities of Antarctica, group hugs break out during floor votes.
- : Following new legislation in The Municipalities of Antarctica, prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present.
- : Following new legislation in The Municipalities of Antarctica, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
- : Following new legislation in The Municipalities of Antarctica, it's a long jump to get onto the housing ladder.
- : Following new legislation in The Municipalities of Antarctica, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government.
- : Following new legislation in The Municipalities of Antarctica, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age.
- : Following new legislation in The Municipalities of Antarctica, skateparks can be found in every city.
- : Following new legislation in The Municipalities of Antarctica, referenda are held for every conceivable government action.