The Multiverse of Holly Starlight
Population | 5.883 billion |
Capital | Ice Palace of Absolute Zero Temperatures |
Leader | Holly Lapis Lazuli Nova Aurora Starlight |
Currency | Extremely Endless SSCG Sequence 3 Joule |
Animal | Naturally Curious but Very Hostile Holly |
The Frozen and Hostile Sector of The Multiverse of Holly Starlight is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Holly Lapis Lazuli Nova Aurora Starlight with an iron fist, and renowned for its state-planned economy, enslaved workforce, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 5.883 billion Holly's Minions are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ice Palace of Absolute Zero Temperatures. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Holly's Minion economy, worth 785 trillion Extremely Endless SSCG Sequence 3 Joules a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 133,550 Extremely Endless SSCG Sequence 3 Joules, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.
The Very Hungry Caterpillar has been banned for advocating gluttony, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more, and soldiers are equipped with multi-million Extremely Endless SSCG Sequence 3 Joule battlesuits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Multiverse of Holly Starlight's national animal is the Naturally Curious but Very Hostile Holly, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
The Multiverse of Holly Starlight is ranked 17,262nd in the world and 2nd in Space Sector RPRA for Most Extreme, scoring 42.69 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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The Multiverse of Holly Starlight was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed.
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The Multiverse of Holly Starlight, soldiers are equipped with multi-million Extremely Endless SSCG Sequence 3 Joule battlesuits.
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The Multiverse of Holly Starlight, nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more.
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The Multiverse of Holly Starlight, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners.
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The Multiverse of Holly Starlight, The Very Hungry Caterpillar has been banned for advocating gluttony.
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The Multiverse of Holly Starlight, reassembling shredded papers is the highlight of a spy's day.
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The Multiverse of Holly Starlight, visitors to The Multiverse of Holly Starlight are microchipped and must be escorted by a Holly's Minion soldier - even to the bathroom.
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The Multiverse of Holly Starlight, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system.
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The Multiverse of Holly Starlight, bereaved families are assigned a new housemate the day after the funeral.
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The Multiverse of Holly Starlight, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers.