Largest Information Technology Sector: 12th Most Scientifically Advanced: 21st Rudest Citizens: 66th
The Federated Technocratic Oligarchy of
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The Federated Technocratic Oligarchy of The Most Glorious Hack is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Doctor Josef Specter with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, unlimited-speed roads, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 30.133 billion Hackers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chiba City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Thulish economy, worth an astonishing 12,169 trillion chits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 403,861 chits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,070,262 per year while the poor average 14,734, a ratio of 208 to 1.

Major internet servers have acquired citizenship, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, much of The Most Glorious Hack's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence, and the entire country is an urban wasteland as the well-to-do commute from space (The Most Glorious Hack has found 2 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. The Most Glorious Hack's national animal is the voormis, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Tsathogguism.

The Most Glorious Hack is ranked 163,218th in the world and 13th in That Place Over There for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -78.23 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Largest Information Technology Sector: 12thMost Scientifically Advanced: 21stRudest Citizens: 66thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 84thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 89thSmartest Citizens: 117thHighest Economic Output: 125thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 161stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 164thMost Efficient Economies: 177thLargest Populations: 184thLargest Mining Sector: 205thLargest Retail Industry: 210thHighest Crime Rates: 362ndHighest Average Incomes: 365thMost Armed: 487thMost Cheerful Citizens: 493rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 565thLargest Gambling Industry: 664thMost Avoided: 773rdLargest Publishing Industry: 942ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 960thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,164thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,412thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,826thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,055thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,285thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,032ndFattest Citizens: 3,077thMost Secular: 3,489thMost Politically Free: 3,572ndMost Pro-Market: 3,909thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4,054thMost Extreme: 4,229thMost Influential: 4,334thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,972ndMost Cultured: 5,796thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6,163rdLargest Black Market: 6,400thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 12,183rd
Smartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the region

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