by Max Barry

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The Vetelonian Protectorate of
Moralistic Democracy
Glory to the USSD
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Moscow Kremlin

Population1.645 billion


CurrencyUSSD Credit

The Vetelonian Protectorate of The Moscow Kremlin is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed population of 1.645 billion Muscovites are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. The average income tax rate is 32.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Moscow Kremlinian economy, worth 64.5 trillion USSD Credits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is 39,219 USSD Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Adultery has been made a capital offence, going on a diet invalidates your passport, there's a bright dawn ahead for The Moscow Kremlin, and The Moscow Kremlin has designated Moscow as its capital city. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Moscow Kremlin's national animal is the Kiwi, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Moscow Kremlin is ranked 69,810th in the world and 9th in Moscow Kremlin for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 2,491.2 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionFattest Citizens: 10th in the region

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