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Largest Black Market: 619th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 635th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 638th
The Poland of
Father Knows Best State
Za wolność Naszą i Waszą
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Moon States

Population13.579 billion

LeaderJózef Danek

CurrencyPolish złoty
AnimalWhite Eagle

The Poland of The Moon States is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Józef Danek with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 13.579 billion Poles are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warsaw. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 84.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Moon Statesian economy, worth a remarkable 4,438 trillion Polish złoties a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 326,851 Polish złoties, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,037,961 per year while the poor average 78,415, a ratio of 13.2 to 1.

Panels from bankrupt rooftop solar companies are used as props for sci-fi B-movies, foreign militias and child smuggling rings will always love Józef Danek, heirs who take too long in the bathroom are declared missing and presumed dead, and at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Józef Danek's wardrobe. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Moon States's national animal is the White Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Moon States is ranked 135,086th in the world and 152nd in Commonwealth of Liberty for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -7.07 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Largest Black Market: 619thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 635thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 638thMost Secular: 737thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,127thHighest Average Incomes: 1,149thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,170thLargest Retail Industry: 1,243rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,518thTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,657thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,748thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,755thHighest Economic Output: 1,762ndRudest Citizens: 1,768thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,039thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,221stLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,222ndMost Cultured: 2,228thSmartest Citizens: 2,420thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,459thLargest Mining Sector: 2,889thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,896thLargest Governments: 2,965thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,149thFattest Citizens: 3,825thMost Avoided: 4,384thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,321stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,680thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,289thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,612thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,762ndTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 8,488thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,637thLowest Crime Rates: 8,649thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,317thMost Influential: 10,485thLargest Populations: 12,095thLargest Gambling Industry: 12,679thHighest Drug Use: 13,991stSafest: 15,151stHighest Poor Incomes: 15,393rd
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8th in the regionMost Cultured: 9th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 9th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Populations: 10th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 10th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 12th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12th in the regionRudest Citizens: 12th in the regionFattest Citizens: 13th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14th in the regionMost Avoided: 14th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 18th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 18th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 20th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20th in the region

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