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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 55th Most Beautiful Environments: 82nd Most Developed: 83rd
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The Monterey Bay Aquarium

Population14.419 billion

CapitalThe Great Tide Pool
LeaderJulie Packard
FaithAnimism

Currencykelp
Animalsea otter

The Environmentalists of The Monterey Bay Aquarium is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Julie Packard with an even hand, and remarkable for its lack of airports, hatred of cheese, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 14.419 billion Monterey Bay Aquariumians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government prioritizes Environment, with Education, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Great Tide Pool. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Monterey Bay Aquariumian economy, worth a remarkable 3,083 trillion kelps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 213,862 kelps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, traveller camps regularly block five-lane superhighways, and space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Monterey Bay Aquarium's national animal is the sea otter, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Animism.

The Monterey Bay Aquarium is ranked 14,153rd in the world and 1st in The State Of California for Nudest, with 214 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 55thMost Beautiful Environments: 82ndMost Developed: 83rdLongest Average Lifespans: 104thBest Weather: 122ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 145thMost Cultured: 221stHealthiest Citizens: 271stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 284thMost Advanced Public Transport: 289thNicest Citizens: 319thMost Cheerful Citizens: 327thMost Pacifist: 364thMost Compassionate Citizens: 381stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 519thLargest Publishing Industry: 591stLeast Corrupt Governments: 608thSmartest Citizens: 628thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 640thHighest Average Tax Rates: 698thMost Subsidized Industry: 753rdMost Advanced Public Education: 1,000thLargest Governments: 1,019thMost Inclusive: 1,095thSafest: 1,503rdTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 1,595thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,733rdHighest Poor Incomes: 1,865thHighest Economic Output: 3,151stHighest Average Incomes: 4,663rdLowest Crime Rates: 6,401stTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 8,587thMost Secular: 9,418thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,208thLargest Populations: 10,444thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,937thHighest Drug Use: 13,215thNudest: 14,153rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Monterey Bay Aquarium, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space.
  • : Following new legislation in The Monterey Bay Aquarium, traveller camps regularly block five-lane superhighways.
  • : Following new legislation in The Monterey Bay Aquarium, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in The Monterey Bay Aquarium, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends.
  • : Following new legislation in The Monterey Bay Aquarium, the children of The Monterey Bay Aquarium are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence.
  • : Following new legislation in The Monterey Bay Aquarium, Monterey Bay Aquariumians incessantly needle their doctors for relief.
  • : Following new legislation in The Monterey Bay Aquarium, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.
  • : Following new legislation in The Monterey Bay Aquarium, government officials say that if you close your eyes and wish really hard the budget deficit will go away.
  • : Following new legislation in The Monterey Bay Aquarium, the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters.
  • : Following new legislation in The Monterey Bay Aquarium, you're only as old as you feel.

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